I like a girl who has a BIG MEATY CLIT MAN

[Suetonius]

Fucking weirdo. No one has ever said or thought of this before. But of course he was just subconsciously thinking about sucking fucking cock.

Nice “girlfriend”, stupid.

 

[UnPRePared]

.... I was eating, dude.

 

[Suetonius]

.... I was eating, dude.

I assume you had to stop because you were fffucking intoxicated by those big juicy pussy lips.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Does this mean even a pussy faggot like you acknowledges that the Viking is a man?

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

The only thing more irresistible to Jim than pretzels.

 

[Suetonius]

Does this mean even a pussy faggot like you acknowledges that the Viking is a man?

There are levels to being a tranny. Alena is on the lowest one.

You have “women” who get the fake tits and the pussy surgery. No one likes them because real women are better.

You have the women like Sue who get the fake tits but keep their dick. These are the best ones because they understand the dick makes them special.

Then you have “women” like Alena, who have no tits and a giant fucking cock. No one likes them because they might as well be men.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Can we track down some of Prince Alan's old camshows or recordings?

 

[LiberalPussy]

There are levels to being a tranny. Alena is on the lowest one.

You have “women” who get the fake tits and the pussy surgery. No one likes them because real women are better.

You have the women like Sue who get the fake tits but keep their dick. These are the best ones because they understand the dick makes them special.

Then you have “women” like Alena, who have no tits and a giant fucking cock. No one likes them because they might as well be men.

Nope. Both Sue and Alena are the same type of disgusting freaks and the only ones who can’t see that are degenerates like you.

 

[Suetonius]

Can we track down some of Prince Alan's old camshows or recordings?

They’re all available online with a search of “Princess Alena porn”. Her pornstar name was something like Alena Ostberg.

Nice wife, stupid.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I would be embarrassed if people knew my wife had nudes online.

I would be embarrassed if people saw them.

I would be embarrassed if she was fucking other guys in those videos.

I would be embarrassed if she had a dick in those videos.

I would be embarrassed if her dick was bigger than mine.

But thats just me.

 

[Suetonius]

I would be embarrassed if people knew my wife had nudes online.

I would be embarrassed if people saw them.

I would be embarrassed if she was fucking other guys in those videos.

I would be embarrassed if she had a dick in those videos.

I would be embarrassed if her dick was bigger than mine.

But thats just me.

It really is strange because I have no doubt Norton feels embarrassed about all this but paradoxically thats what he loves about it. He’s such a sick humiliation loving freak all of this turns him on more.

 

[UnPRePared]

I assume you had to stop because you were fffucking intoxicated by those big juicy pussy lips.

... It was Polish sausage, actually.

You ruined my day off.

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

He was so suicidal about this dude going back to cam whoring now he pretends like it never happened.

 

[Single Action Army]

.... I was eating, dude.

Well now you get to drop that comma

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

There are levels to being a tranny. Alena is on the lowest one.

You have “women” who get the fake tits and the pussy surgery. No one likes them because real women are better.

You have the women like Sue who get the fake tits but keep their dick. These are the best ones because they understand the dick makes them special.

Then you have “women” like Alena, who have no tits and a giant fucking cock. No one likes them because they might as well be men.

What about the ones that look like the tranny that went into the star wars store? Basically a large nerd in a dress, surely that's the absolute lowest no?
Edit: or the ma'am guy?

 

[UnPRePared]

Well now you get to drop that comma

I'm not going to get into the semantics of transgender "what are they or aren't they" - you lads know me, live how you wish if you don't hurt anyone. My experience running into people like that during touring has mostly been positive.

It still doesn't change that I threw away a perfectly good polish sausage and sauerkraut that smelled INTOXICATING.

 

[Suetonius]

What about the ones that look like the tranny that went into the star wars store? Basically a large nerd in a dress, surely that's the absolute lowest no?
Edit: or the ma'am guy?

100% even lower. Because at least Alena puts on a fake girl voice and whatever else (makeup hair ie)

 

[whippinghuskies]

Vile.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Her dick is bigger than mine….

 

[Coonskin]

Jim's wife has an impressive cock