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I left my wallet in El Segundo

Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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It's brown, but it does say Bad Mother Fucker on it.
If on the off chance they're not illiterate, they'll think their name is on the wallet. Also, now you have to worry about the browns stealing it first. Always pick a quick spic if you're the betting type.
 
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BoringFaggot

AKA HomeRunCumia
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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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He desperately wants to be called T-Bone 'cause he think's he's (the ghost of) a cool actor, but we're gonna call him Koko 'cause he's actually ApeVigoda.


The nickname he really wants is Nitro, but the ghosts of past fishes confused won't let things go. Likewise, he wants to avoid his other nickname at all costs, but we don't need to get into that here.
 
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