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I knew this place mentally got to Patrick when...

AntsBatteryCharge

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Prince Bvstin

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Nice all inclusive wristband, stupid. Why don't you go to another country and instead of sampling the culture, figuring out how to get around and finding some good places to eat and drink just sit in some plastic resort drinking low quality boat drinks and slapping bottomless pasta salad into your fat face you stupid fuck Americunt.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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Nice all inclusive wristband, stupid. Why don't you go to another country and instead of sampling the culture, figuring out how to get around and finding some good places to eat and drink just sit in some plastic resort drinking low quality boat drinks and slapping bottomless pasta salad into your fat face you stupid fuck Americunt.
Very astute observation. Remember Piggy bragging about eating generic Mexican food there? Fucking RUBE, embarrassment to Americans everywhere.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Jerry Jen, ESQ: Could you describe the photo, Mr Tomlinson?
Pat: It's myself and my wife, drinking alcohol out of coconuts
JJ, Esq: And where are you, Mr Tomlinson?
Pat: In a boat.
JJ, Esq: And where is that boat?
Pat: In <unintelligible>
JJ, Esq: Could you repeat that for the record?
Pat: In Costa Rica
JJ, Esq: And could you read out the text above the photo?
Pat: It says "Sips Mockingly"
JJ, Esq: And this was after you'd had the court in California rule against you, and award damages to my client?
Pat: Yes.
JJ, Esq: And after you'd publicly stated you wouldn't pay my client a penny, correct?
Pat: Yes
JJ, Esq: And before you told this court you didn't have the money to repay my client, correct?
Pat: Yes.
JJ, Esq: So you had the money for an international holiday, but not to pay my client, correct?
Pat: Yes
JJ, Esq: Permission to slather the defendant in Char Siu sauce and start the barbeque?


I left out Pat's unmanly whining, and him wasting the court's time with irrelevant technicalities, but it'll be there.
 
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