I just turned down sex with a woman too (Yes, really)

[CorradoSoprano4]

I was walking in this dark alleyway and a woman was walking in front of me. After she noticed I was walking behind her she suddenly started to walk faster. I interpreted that as she wanted me to follow her, so I walked faster, too. Suddenly she turned around, looked at me and started to walk even faster.

I interpreted that she wanted me to follow her back to her place, so I turned up the pace too. Suddenly she started to run and I was thinking she really wants to get back to her place as fast as possible to have sex with me and I was contemplating to start running too, but then I figured I had no time for sex because I had tickets in my pocket to watch Rich Vos perform at the Stress Factory Comedy Club in New Brunswick, New Jersey on September 30th.

 

[1073waaf]

Are there still tickets available?

 

[Dog Eater]

I realise everybody will think this is fan fiction and bullshit, but it’s not. It literally just happened.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Did you make the sign of the Vos at her?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

One time I got drunk at a party and this chick friend of mine tried to make out with me and I just rolled over and pretended to pass out because she was fat. True story.

 

[DMAN]

I realise everybody will think this is fan fiction and bullshit, but it’s not. It literally just happened.

Fan fiction? Just calling it "fiction" would have sufficed.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Fan fiction? Just calling it "fiction" would have sufficed.

What if I'm a fan of the story.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Maybe she was late to the show too, did you see her there?