I just trimmed down my beard

[Brooke Shields]

as soon as i finished i realized the last time i used this electric razor it was on my balls and dick, not washed

Memoirs by Brooke
4/23/23

 

[Meownaw]

Do you lose all memory when you are in bathroom?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Do you lose all memory when you are in bathroom?

Forgetting toilet paper, forgetting to clean his razor, next he's going to forget to shit in the toilet and just dumps a turd on the bathroom floor.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Do you lose all memory when you are in bathroom?

He can remember taking a dump in the past but can't remember whether he was about to or not

 

[HotDogJoe]

Is this a euphemism for you getting divorced? Embrace your new homosexual lifestyle, child.

#BraveAndBeautiful

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Forgetting toilet paper, forgetting to clean his razor, next he's going to forget to shit in the toilet and just dumps a turd on the bathroom floor.

Don't shake his hands or maybe kiss him brothermen

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Forgetting toilet paper, forgetting to clean his razor, next he's going to forget to shit in the toilet and just dumps a turd on the bathroom floor.

Almost like Jackie, except not on a lively shopping street

 

[bombvest]

lookin' good

 

[guest]

I thought you were a real woman.