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One of those Unsolved Mysteries rip off shows called Strange Evidence or something. He was giving his fat take on an alleged alien sighting that was most likely a strung out naked Indian woman.
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I just saw Patrick on tv.
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You're supposed to post a picture of a pig on a television
DO DA BIT
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I'm baffled to how any producer or caster looks at anything he does and says "get this guy"
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I’m so sorry, liberalpussy.
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It could be they're re-using video from the Ancient Aliens ripoff he does for this Unsolved Mysteries ripoff. The might be why he didn't tweet about it - he didn't know he was on the show.
Nose to tail TV production, folksh; they use every frame of The Pig.
Nose to tail TV production, folksh; they use every frame of The Pig.
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It certainly is offal
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"I saw this humanoid that looked like it was from another planet... dark skin, big nostrils... hair like Brillo... so I killed him and turned him into deli meat. We rolling?"
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these shows have zero budget and exist just to fill a time slot for the retarded boomers who still pay for cable. they probably paid him in reuben rolls.
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"...and as you know, they have a lot of quick-twitch muscle; but you didn't know is that's literally called "dark meat". Hilarious, right? So you get the flavour of not just eating a different animal, but a dif.... Oh, are we rolling?"
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Condolences to your tv, shattered by his immense weight
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Did he look fat?
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The camera adds 45lbs, stlaker.