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I just remembered I swallowed a live goldfish in 8th grade

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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I forgot about this until just now and I have no idea why I thought of it:
When I was 14 I dared my friend to dare me to buy a goldfish from Petco and swallow it live in front of the cashier. I could feel it wriggling down my esophagus. My 8th grade girlfriend was mad I killed a fish.
 
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DiarrheaDick

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I forgot about this until just now and I have no idea why I thought of it:
When I was 14 I dared my friend to dare me to buy a goldfish from Petco and swallow it live in front of the cashier. I could feel it wriggling down my esophagus. My 8th grade girlfriend was mad I killed a fish.
Did you get the idea from Jackass? Steve-O did that shit. His whole bit was throwing it back up alive.
 
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