I just had a revelation

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

And or ephinany: If I'm talking about what I want to be talking about, that means I'm drunk and should shut up.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Especially if my teetolater brother tells me I'm talking too loud and I woke up the dog and I live in his house

 

[guest]

I’ve got a revelation for you RIGHT HERE! (points at penis)

 

[guest]

I once had a revelation that being drunk feels really awesome and I should just be like that all the time but then I forgot about fawkin' liver damage and lady di brain and stuff like that.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Especially if my teetolater brother tells me I'm talking too loud and I woke up the dog and I live in his house

And he doesn't acknowledge the empty bottles but our father died of alcoholism so he doesn't approve of alcohol. (To be fair he DID snitch on our father as a kid "why does daddy drink water from tiny bottles in the car?) The old man NEVER forgave him.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I once had a revelation that being drunk feels really awesome and I should just be like that all the time but then I forgot about fawkin' liver damage and lady di brain and stuff like that.

It's a tough one man. Genuinely. Honestly being sober is for queers but being a sloppy drunk and then dying from alcohol is pretty gay. Why did our Lord and Savior have to encourage drinking wine? Even he knew getting shitfaced rules. It was his first miracle.

 

[guest]

I once had a revelation that being drunk feels really awesome and I should just be like that all the time but then I forgot about fawkin' liver damage and lady di brain and stuff like that.

If you did that eventually you’d turn into this. Don’t do that to yourself, bro.

 

[guest]

It's a tough one man. Genuinely. Honestly being sober is for queers but being a sloppy drunk and then dying from alcohol is pretty gay. Why did our Lord and Savior have to encourage drinking wine? Even he knew getting shitfaced rules. It was his first miracle.

Exactly.

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[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Let's just smoke smoke cigs guys. This fawkin guy won't even let me ruin his house with smoke

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Show us your peckah, brotherman.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Exactly.

Wherever you find 4 Catholics, you'll find a fifth, brotherman

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Show us your peckah, brotherman.

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I wish!

 

[guest]

Wherever you find 4 Catholics, you'll find a fifth, brotherman

Catholic humar.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Exactly.

I feel bad for this guy to be honest witcha. Can't jerk off. Can't fuck a lesbian heroin addict days after she hooks up with the illegal immigrant you're really in love with. I should have been a priest.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I feel bad for this guy to be honest witcha. Can't jerk off. Can't fuck a lesbian heroin addict days after she hooks up with the illegal immigrant you're really in love with. I should have been a priest.

I'm just riffin

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I'm just riffin

And then the lesbian implies that you raped her HA-HA HOLEE SHIT

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

 

[not that Jack Horner]

mel spoke the truth on liquor

let us reflect on god’s sense of humor

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

And he doesn't acknowledge the empty bottles but our father died of alcoholism so he doesn't approve of alcohol. (To be fair he DID snitch on our father as a kid "why does daddy drink water from tiny bottles in the car?) The old man NEVER forgave him.

That’s really fucking funny but kind of sad. How mad was your mom?

 

[guest]

WWAWD mushrooms? Had a major revelation on those shits once.