I just downed a whole thing of ice cream because I’m depressed…

Professor Rape

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Well it’s good you didn’t hold a grudge, Dougie.

Damn straight.



The Backbone of America
What flavor?
Heavenly hash was always the flavor we had in the freezer when I was a kid. I love that shit. Now that I think about it, I haven't seen heavenly hash in a while, but I also haven't really looked for it.

Also, you can't find rocky road anywhere around here and I have looked for that. I've only had that shit once in my life and I was blown away that there were tiny marshmallows in it. The only other time I had it, it just had a swirl of marshmallow fluff in it, which is not the same.

If I had to guess, I'd say Nigger Jim ate a whole tub of Neapolitan because he's a fucking psycho.