I just bought 10 copies of different Fatrick books, I plan to return them once I receive them. This will cause Fatrick monetary dismay.

[Brooke Shields]

I can see the future.
Their packaging is fucked up. It's wet and covered in some kind of sausage grease.

Maybe I'll give it another chance, I really want to read some of these books, so much so that 3 of these books were Into The Black.
Oh no, the 2nd time I try to order 10 books it happens again and I return them.
I will try this a few more times though.

I am Brooke Shields.
Everything written here is true and has happened.

 

[BudDickman]

How is this worse for Pat than not buying any books at all, which is what everyone else in the world does?

 

[SFWA liaison]

Felony book returning

 

[guest]

Just make the Ship to name something like " The GH Children's Library"