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I heckin love Christmas!!!

Professor Rape

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Have to stay with my grandma this Christmas.

She's playing cards and smoking and drinking with her friends in the kitchen. I went out to say hi and I immediately start coughing from all the smoke.

Grandma: Сисси-мальчик терпеть не может сигаретный дым!

Oh, ok! 👍🏿

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Professor Rape

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I relate to that scene where bart accidentally breaks neds fishing rod and expects to get choked because he's used to that reaction from homer. If I was a dad I'd be like ned, I think.
 

Professor Rape

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@NoBacon I once saw a post by you recently where you said you can't be nice because the world is fucked up and you'll get taken advantage of

But isn't that the whole point of a lot of Bible stories, including the crucifixion of Jesus? But the point is God > faggots on earth treating you like shit because you're a good person.

@T-t-t-Terry! Am I right?

I feel like I would 100% go to hell if I die unless I do something drastic soon.
 

Professor Rape

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That’s unironically a sick fucking Christmas. And it’s not even Christmas. Let those old bags enjoy their night. I was enjoying my night until Dan Mullen shitted and farted in my butt. Happy Halloween niggers.
For a while there I was trying to appreciate how fucked up my life was, but eventually I reach a breaking point where I need to scream the word nigger.
 

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For a while there I was trying to appreciate how fucked up my life was, but eventually I reach a breaking point where I need to scream the word nigger.
Dude. I can’t even fault you. I reach a breaking point with my boss and just have to say it. It’s like jizzing, but the n-word. It’s so refreshing to just say it to someone. What’s making me racist isn’t my urge to say it, it’s people telling me I can’t say it.
 
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