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Gordon Ramsay's scrambled eggs that everyone shits their pants over look like runny fucking poop. Take your cream fraiche and shove it up your gay "arse" you fucking donkey. Scrambled eggs are for fags anyway.
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I just want to be the first one to bring up bones
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Get out of my fucking thread.
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I mkae a simple cheesey scrambled eggs - fucking rules!
I might use a couple fancy ingredients if I got 'em, but no need! My scrambled eggs fookin' rule!
(although I am British, so they're probably shit) 'least I admit it!
I might use a couple fancy ingredients if I got 'em, but no need! My scrambled eggs fookin' rule!
(although I am British, so they're probably shit) 'least I admit it!
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If I'm making eggs I'm generally making a western omelet with chee. Or just spinach and chee when I don't have ham.
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well they are if you put creme fraiche in them. Who th fuck does that?
Edit - Who, Abe?
That's who
edit 2 - Fawkin' heatin' up ova heeya
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Gordon Ramsay, specifically.
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Fine but you know who else doesn't like scrambled eggs? Sam Roberts
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I almsost make my scrambled eggs like an omlette, but then scramble at the last minute & let my flavours permeate all niccce... then I just throw it on some toast & eat it like a tramp
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I like them fine, they're just for fags is all.
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This fucking guy man, every time.
Look it's simple you put shit tons of butter in a pan and heat it til the bubbles come up then you turn it down to minimum. whilst you do that get 3 eggs and a bit of double cream (NOT creme fraiche or milk, cannot stress that enough), whip that shit up in a mug, pour in the pan, cook it as slowly as possible stirring it gently and when it's still a little runny just add salt and pepper and then pour it all over yourself and run outside screaming I AM THE EGG MAN. Couldn't be simpler, loadsa cunts overthink that shit
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This is a non sequitur but I think I'm going to smoke some armadillo eggs today. This egg conversation made me hungry
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This nigga smokes mammal eggs through a ceremonial pipe.
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What about adding bacon?
What about then adding cheese?
And while we're at it, how about on a roll, too?
What about then adding cheese?
And while we're at it, how about on a roll, too?
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Sunny side up and doused in hot sauce.