I have never written a letter and posted it

[gassers]

Have you written a letter in your life and posted it via mail?

I have never done that.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Probably not in years. I think the post office would go out of business if it wasn’t fiscally propped up by the government. Good thread idea, Gassers.

 

[gassers]

Probably not in years. I think the post office would go out of business if it wasn’t fiscally propped up by the government. Good thread idea, Gassers.

@Quasimoto have you written a letter and posted it via mail?

 

[Stent]

I've never owned a checkbook.

"Here. I promise to pay because I signed this bit of paper from the bank. Don't give it back to the bank until Monday, though."

 

[StlakerFatti]

I hope you write a suicide letter (in Minecraft) so people discovering you might understand what happened

 

[gassers]

I've never owned a checkbook.

Wtf. Same here.

 

[Stent]

Wtf. Same here.

If you walk into a bank now they look at you like you're nuts if you're under 80.

 

[guest]

@Quasimoto have you written a letter and posted it via mail?

Yes but I have to look up where to where to write the address and return address

 

[guest]

You'd have to have someone to send it to first.

 

[Dog Eater]

I've never owned a checkbook.

"Here. I promise to pay because I signed this bit of paper from the bank. Don't give it back to the bank until Monday, though."

I got given one with a checking account and laughed at how retarded the entire concept was and threw it away.

 

[Dennyislife]

I have probably sent off c/vs application forms from just after leaving school and a few Christmas cards when I was a child.

 

[Dennyislife]

I've never owned a checkbook.

"Here. I promise to pay because I signed this bit of paper from the bank. Don't give it back to the bank until Monday, though."

With my bank now you can take a photo of the cheque and upload it and it clears really quickly. Just as people finally stopped using them there's a handy app for it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you walk into a bank now they look at you like you're nuts if you're under 80.

I've got some really shitty attitudes thrown at me from bank tellers for no reason. "You can do that on the machine." How about YOU do it, because it's your job and you're doing nothing, cunt. If these whores are getting paid to just be there, get rid of them and keep one maintenance guy to make sure the machines stay good to go.

I've also had cashiers get all huffy and puffy when I pay in cash instead of just swiping a card. Sorry you have to do the only thing you're here for.

 

[Stent]

I've got some really shitty attitudes thrown at me from bank tellers for no reason. "You can do that on the machine." How about YOU do it, because it's your job and you're doing nothing, cunt. If these whores are getting paid to just be there, get rid of them and keep one maintenance guy to make sure the machines stay good to go.

I've also had cashiers get all huffy and puffy when I pay in cash instead of just swiping a card. Sorry you have to do the only thing you're here for.

Those pricks get paid to stand there but they act like they're busy with places to be. I had some guy act all pissy because I went in with cash I needed deposited.

Yeah, I could stand at the ATM feeding it cash waiting for a brick to rearrange my skull, but how about you click three keys in front of you instead?

 

[DMAN]

Gee, ONAForums quickly becoming a Boomer Grievances Forum...

The reality is, people who pay in cash hold up lines with their filthy community papers and metal droppings. Covered in peoples shit and piss. The DMAN never touches cash without worrshing his hands right after. It's a compulsion. You can feel the grime on your fingertips after counting out dollars. And The DMAN's hate radiates as he's standing behind some Boomer jamoke trying to hand dollar bills to a self checkout computer screen. Fucks sake.

You boys need to start conducting yourselves like adults and learn how to endorse a check... You're going to need to do these things one day when mommy and daddy are no longer around. What kind of a psychotic bastard is feeding dollar bills into an ATM? Or going to the bank?

They SHOULD look at you like you're nuts - You are!!! WHO GOES TO THE BANK??? GET AN APP!!! What are you, Under The Table Guy? Nah nah, I deals in cash only. No money orders. No checks. No paper trail. In this bank or this store that has wall to wall cameras with stored footage of every single time I've been here.

Also, often times these wageys do in fact have other shit they're doing on the computer to maintain the bank, office shit they have to do. What? Do you think the Magic Bank Elves show up in the middle of the night to do ALL the work, while the day shift humans sit at computers playing solitaire, waiting for ABE AND STENT to pop in? With their shit and piss stained dollars? And feces smudged coins?

Yeah. Maybe that's how life would be like, if things were professional.

 

[Soundboard Fez]

Gee, ONAForums quickly becoming a Boomer Grievances Forum...

The reality is, people who pay in cash hold up lines with their filthy community papers and metal droppings. Covered in peoples shit and piss. The DMAN never touches cash without worrshing his hands right after. It's a compulsion. You can feel the grime on your fingertips after counting out dollars. And The DMAN's hate radiates as he's standing behind some Boomer jamoke trying to hand dollar bills to a self checkout computer screen. Fucks sake.

You boys need to start conducting yourselves like adults and learn how to endorse a check... You're going to need to do these things one day when mommy and daddy are no longer around. What kind of a psychotic bastard is feeding dollar bills into an ATM? Or going to the bank?

They SHOULD look at you like you're nuts - You are!!! WHO GOES TO THE BANK??? GET AN APP!!! What are you, Under The Table Guy? Nah nah, I deals in cash only. No money orders. No checks. No paper trail. In this bank or this store that has wall to wall cameras with stored footage of every single time I've been here.

Also, often times these wageys do in fact have other shit they're doing on the computer to maintain the bank, office shit they have to do. What? Do you think the Magic Bank Elves show up in the middle of the night to do ALL the work, while the day shift humans sit at computers playing solitaire, waiting for ABE AND STENT to pop in? With their shit and piss stained dollars? And feces smudged coins?

Yeah. Maybe that's how life would be like, if things were professional.

Sir, this is a Panera.

 

[Stent]

waiting for ABE AND STENT to pop in?

Yeah, that's what they're paid to do. You got places to be? Why are you standing in line then? Use your app. Your day ain't my problem, pal. Maybe you'd prefer China.

 

[DMAN]

Yeah, that's what they're paid to do. You got places to be? Why are you standing in line then? Use your app. Your day ain't my problem, pal. Maybe you'd prefer China.

Maybe 15 years ago. Businesses change with the times and so do their priorities. Those office wageys react to dealing in cash the way they do because there is almost no demand for that anymore and they are shocked when it does happen.

 

[Stent]

Maybe 15 years ago. Businesses change with the times and so do their priorities. Those office wageys react to dealing in cash the way they do because there is almost no demand for that anymore and they are shocked when it does happen.

There's almost no demand for an internet forum these days. Why not just use reddit or start a Facebook group?

 

[DMbA]

Gee, ONAForums quickly becoming a Boomer Grievances Forum...

The reality is, people who pay in cash hold up lines with their filthy community papers and metal droppings. Covered in peoples shit and piss. The DMAN never touches cash without worrshing his hands right after. It's a compulsion. You can feel the grime on your fingertips after counting out dollars. And The DMAN's hate radiates as he's standing behind some Boomer jamoke trying to hand dollar bills to a self checkout computer screen. Fucks sake.

You boys need to start conducting yourselves like adults and learn how to endorse a check... You're going to need to do these things one day when mommy and daddy are no longer around. What kind of a psychotic bastard is feeding dollar bills into an ATM? Or going to the bank?

They SHOULD look at you like you're nuts - You are!!! WHO GOES TO THE BANK??? GET AN APP!!! What are you, Under The Table Guy? Nah nah, I deals in cash only. No money orders. No checks. No paper trail. In this bank or this store that has wall to wall cameras with stored footage of every single time I've been here.

Also, often times these wageys do in fact have other shit they're doing on the computer to maintain the bank, office shit they have to do. What? Do you think the Magic Bank Elves show up in the middle of the night to do ALL the work, while the day shift humans sit at computers playing solitaire, waiting for ABE AND STENT to pop in? With their shit and piss stained dollars? And feces smudged coins?

Yeah. Maybe that's how life would be like, if things were professional.

Bad take d man, remember they just shut down those truckers bank account in Canada when they said no jewjuice? in China everything is depending on the messenger app WeChat, they even use it to pay salaries, but if you talk smack about the government or whatever on there and got reported they can have it locked with no way to appeal, you are basically fucked