I have a date with a hot 22 year old tomorrow, what impressions should I break out?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Admittedly my Dice isn’t great but I make up for it with original material. My Jackie Martling is solid but I can only do a few bits. I think I’m going to go with my Groucho Marx or do Gilbert doing Dracula. Any advice here is welcome.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Don't forget to do The Shining, Goodfellas or Jaws references. Nothing will make a woman more attracted to you when you make 4 decade old movie references. Also, mention that you have a pool.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Don't forget to do The Shining, Goodfellas or Jaws references. Nothing will make a woman more attracted to you when you make 4 decade old movie references. Also, mention that you have a pool.

“The waitress has black, lifeless eyes like a doll’s eyes. Anywho, care for an appetizer?”

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Waddle doodle

 

[gassers]

You'll never make it on DanForo with this kinda attitude.

"50 posts about dating advice on offtopic?" - Dan Mullen

His words not mine, funster.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You'll never make it on DanForo with this kinda attitude.

"50 posts about dating advice on offtopic?" - Dan Mullen

His words not mine, funster.

WHAT ARE YOU A HOMO?!? OHHH!

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You'll never make it on DanForo with this kinda attitude.

"50 posts about dating advice on offtopic?" - Dan Mullen

His words not mine Bonnie.

Yeah but @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 pulls down mad pussy. DanForo will need a resident Chad.

 

[guest]

Pound two Bud Lights for a nice pre date buzz and the inspiration will come.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah but @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 pulls down mad pussy. DanForo will need a resident Chad.

If there’s one thing that women love it’s impressions that are older than their father. Edit: definitely going to use my Georgey Jessel impression.

 

[gassers]

Admittedly my Dice isn’t great but I make up for it with original material. My Jackie Martling is solid but I can only do a few bits. I think I’m going to go with my Groucho Marx or do Gilbert doing Dracula. Any advice here is welcome.

 

[Harry Powell]

Pics, faggot

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Pics, faggot

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

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Something tells me this girl has loose morals.

 

[Harry Powell]

Something tells me this girl has loose morals.

I’m pretty sure she was repeatedly raped by her uncle or her father, can’t remember

 

[Front 242]

Admittedly my Dice isn’t great but I make up for it with original material. My Jackie Martling is solid but I can only do a few bits. I think I’m going to go with my Groucho Marx or do Gilbert doing Dracula. Any advice here is welcome.

Leave my ex girlfriend alone

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Leave my ex girlfriend alone

What’s the deal with Applebees? They don’t serve apples and there are no bees.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Admittedly my Dice isn’t great but I make up for it with original material. My Jackie Martling is solid but I can only do a few bits. I think I’m going to go with my Groucho Marx or do Gilbert doing Dracula. Any advice here is welcome.

Came here to make Gilbert Groucho Marx joke, but you already did it.

SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff

 

[guest]

"TRY THE WINE!"

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

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Imagine you're a fat sweaty guy who works at a tattoo/piercing shop. All day you're marking up and puncturing smelly gross specimens like yourself. And then she walks in and asks you to pierce her perfect tits.

Tough day at the office, amiright?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Tell Ms. Sunderland "hello"