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I hate this mumbling fucking putz

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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This monotone chink's videos get recommended to me all the time and I don't get why. I've never had the slightest inclination to visit Japan and I never will. I also don't get why I always click on them and sit there seething about this cocksucker who sounds like he doesn't move his lips when he speaks. If I ever had to talk to this guy I'd be like "WHAT? HUH?" after everything he said. One of my pet peeves is people who don't project their fucking voice. My buddy and I actually almost got in a fight one time on a job because he was giving me pertinent information but he was saying it at a volume that I couldn't possibly hear over everything else. I made him repeat it 3 times and he never spoke the fuck up so I was like "HOW THE FUCK DO EXPECT ME TO HEAR YOU RIGHT NOW? ARE YOU JUST FUCKING WITH ME??" Then a little while later we were talking to his uncle and he started doing the retardedly quiet shit and his uncle flipped out on him exactly like I did. "SPEAK THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE MUMBLING!"
 
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