"I hate Kevin Smith, but Clerks was good"

[Maybe even kiss you]

Yeah, Clerks was huh-larious. Kevin Smith has always been cringe.




Look at all the shitty extras who keep smiling during the shot. Shouldn't you cut that out?




Don't get me started on the line delivery in all the dialogue between Dante and Randal. I don't know if Smith wanted them to seem fast and quippy, but it's so obvious they're just blurting out rehearsed lines as quickly as possible and then waiting for their turn to pick up again.

I will say Jay was pretty funny, but I think most of his stuff was improvised by himself.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Clerks 2 is the only good movie, post marijuana discovery he's done.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Meh I still like Clerks but haven’t seen the new one yet, he’s made some really bad shit the last decade. Like Ed Wood level cringe.

 

[PogromStallone]

Smith was great pre-weed. He's literally like a different person now. He used to talk shit about everyone in Hollywood and their latest dumb blockbusters and now he fawns over all of it and does the whole "if you don't have anything good to say then don't say anything at all" shit.
He was also an incredibly gifted storyteller before the weed. I'm not talking about his movies but his live events and his podcast.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Careful, Kevin Smith may start to cry like the fag he is.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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[guest]

Shout out to Stu lightning. Love ya miss ya

 

[Phish]

RIP Stu. That poster is gonna be worth more than BroJoes stash of gold playing cards ina few years.

 

[aRTie02150]

He cries too much.

 

[wbgreen]

Smith was great pre-weed. He's literally like a different person now. He used to talk shit about everyone in Hollywood and their latest dumb blockbusters and now he fawns over all of it and does the whole "if you don't have anything good to say then don't say anything at all" shit.
He was also an incredibly gifted storyteller before the weed. I'm not talking about his movies but his live events and his podcast.

I think his heart attack did more to make him a faggot than weed.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He cries too much.

Batman wears a mask.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Yeah, the 2deep4u preachy monologues and stilted dialogue stink. The throwaway gags still hold up but they're a woefully small part of the movie in retrospect.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Clerks 2 is the only good movie, post marijuana discovery he's done.

I alike Cop Out but mostly just because of Tracy Morgan.

 

[guest]

I think his heart attack did more to make him a faggot than weed.

Probably didn't help but weed is a faggot drug, at least the modern, hydroponic, high THC version is. Combine that with the fact that he started smoking it 15-20 years after you should stop, when his natural testosterone levels were plummeting due to being fat and middle-aged and it's really a wonder he hasn't killed himself during an emotional meltdown

 

[szekely]

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Clerks is not good. Opie was forever trying to be Randal.

 

[Carl Winslow]

Kevin Smith IS a faggot.

But I do enjoy Clerks, Chasing Amy, and Jew and Miri make a porno.

I think Chasing Amy is underrated and his best... SNIFF..

Is that how the "sniff" works?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

it's really a wonder he hasn't killed himself during an emotional meltdown

You say "wonder", I say "tragedy".

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Can we take bets on when he cries for the kikes?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Clerks was good because he did it in a time when it wasn't the standard type of humor. Even if it was clear they were doing a vaudeville-tier back and forth quip duel, it wasn't the 900th time you watched it, so it was fresh. Even when that shit came more into style, he tweaked it enough in Clerks 2 where the movie was good.

However Dogma is the best Kevin Smith movie.