I got written up at work today (audio)

[Carl Winslow]

Backstory:

There is a fat slob bitch and this goofy fag that work across from me. THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS! So they think it's funny to be loud and sing songs together, like Queen or other shit "classics". So fucking annoying, and yea, I've asked them to stop. A number of fucking times, and they always laugh when they say sorry, meaning they ARE NOT sorry! I've told HR in the past, and she is a nasty whore who also smiles when she asks them to stop, So I got done early this Friday, and they started singing Queen and Depatch mode out fucking loud when it was on the radio... So I sang My own song, I got written up for it and bitched by HR, but I had to fight fire with fire:


result:

 

[guest]

Voice of an angel, my nigger. God bless!

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Voice of an angel, my nigger. God bless!

I'm pretty sure this is what angels hear when they ascend into heaven.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Panera corporate was forwarded this song and they were so impressed they told me you’re being promoted to sandwich artist plus all the cheddar broccoli bread bowls you can eat (half price, during scheduled shift hours only)

 

[Monk]

Thomas "Nigger Jim" Meadow has the voice of an angel, the cheeks of a cherub, and the charisma of Christ. Ladies and gentlemen, this man is heaven-sent.

 

[guest]

Op makes no sense...Exactly how a FED would like to be seen...

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The doot'n'doos at the end are a nice touch.

 

[Torque Army]

I'm gonna have that ditty stuck in my head for a while, glad I don't have an Uncle Billy.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

You should fart loudly every time you walk by that smiling whore

greetings from the interior you clown faced jackal

 

[Uncle Floyd]

This song touched my heart.

And my pecka.

 

[Meownaw]

What do you do for a living, character?
That's a Dopie and Agony reference Dan
That's an Opie and Anthony reference of an Opie and Anthony reference, Mullen.

 

[guest]

What do you do for a living, character?
That's a Dopie and Agony reference Dan
That's an Opie and Anthony reference of an Opie and Anthony reference, Mullen.

Hey Torque Wheeler, this is a reference to Dan's paltry knowledge of OnA lore. We direct the message to him this way because we know he's lurking here...as are you. You are not a car expert btw.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Uncle Billy did nothing wrong, you were asking for it.

 

[guest]

Uncle Billy did nothing wrong, you were asking for it.

When Nigger Jim was a young boy he was diagnosed with AHBD: Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

No idea what this is about. We're all in Florida on vacation right now. No idea who's running shit at HQ right now or what's going on. don't know don't care Daiquaris rule. Thanks for the heads up on the mountain of paperwork we're coming back to though.

Thomas Meadicatow, amirite fellas?

he was diagnosed with AHBD: Adorable Huggable Boy Disorder.

and now he's cured

 

[guest]

Your field office sounds like a real hoot.

 

[Wild]

Backstory:

There is a fat slob bitch and this goofy fag that work across from me. THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS! So they think it's funny to be loud and sing songs together, like Queen or other shit "classics". So fucking annoying, and yea, I've asked them to stop. A number of fucking times, and they always laugh when they say sorry, meaning they ARE NOT sorry! I've told HR in the past, and she is a nasty whore who also smiles when she asks them to stop, So I got done early this Friday, and they started singing Queen and Depatch mode out fucking loud when it was on the radio... So I sang My own song, I got written up for it and bitched by HR, but I had to fight fire with fire:


result:

I can hear the IPA breath through my monitor. Respect.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I can hear the IPA breath through my monitor. Respect.

this nigga sniff his monitor

werido

 

[Imager]

Wait, Nigger Jim isn't actually black?

Yah kiddin'!

 

[guest]

That’s a real toe-tapper, I don’t see what the problem is.