I got my job in trouble with the fire department.

[aRTie02150]

I've been complaining about electrical issues at work for over a year now, including to the "facilities manager" and it's all been ignored.

The other night I was in one of my moods so decided to call the fire marshal and explain it to them and the guy said he'd come look at it.

Nigga pops in the next morning and says he needs to do an inspection.

2 violations were given out and now the facilities manager is upset about it. Lol

I'm hoping he says something to me...

Hope you're all having a great day.

 

[johnnynoname]

nigga you got too many job-troubles

I dunno yo

 

[aRTie02150]

nigga you got too many job-troubles

I dunno yo

When my demands aren't met, I cause trouble.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

When my demands aren't met, I cause trouble.

complains to HRtie

 

[guest]

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

You should've electrocuted yourself and sued. Take a nice vacation.

 

[Toast]

Go for the big dawgs next with a call to OSHA.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

if they ask you about it deny everything thats all i got

 

[Hoolies]

Again with the cocktease, won't let his radio show forum buddies know what the code violations were

 

[Huh?]

Again with the cocktease, won't let his radio show forum buddies know what the code violations were

We're still waiting for pictures of the Muslim bitch who was sending him naughty snapchats.

 

[wbgreen]

You're a tattle tale, but tattling about fire code issues is a good thing to tattle about.

You're still a tattle tale.

 

[johnnynoname]

When my demands aren't met, I cause trouble.

bro...I wouldn't blame your coworkers if they did some "Private Pyle Soap-towel shit" to you

you would totally deserve that

 

[johnnynoname]

omfg....I need a shower after I read that initial post......fucking yikes yo

 

[guest]

 

[johnnynoname]

......I was in one of my moods.....

bro- this is some fat, black woman talk yo.........the fuck is this shit

 

[mach2269]

omfg....I need a shower after I read that initial post......fucking yikes yo

who the fuck runs this sheiot heep space edge? we need a nigger emote.

@johnnynoname you're a faggot ass kike.


EDIT: LOOK I DIDN"T WANT TO BRING UP REDDIT BUT SINCE I DID CAN WE GET A DOWNVOTE EMOJI? THANKSFAM.

 

[Not bad]

The Panera Bread higher ups won't like this.

 

[Stent]

The other night I was in one of my moods

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I have this whole picture of @aRTie02150 in my head from the glimpses and scraps of his real life shenenigans over the years.

I picture him like a Milton from Office Space type. Only a tad more sociable and way more Mexican. He's related to and/or has dirt on the boss.
Passing his time in his cubicle doodling on post-it notes of Nana with a bluetooth headset talking loudly about non-business things and discussing his next schemes with his accomplices.
Only briefly interspersed with episodes like this where he gets bored enough and goes to stir the fawkin pot in some way.
Everyone can overhear bird noises emanating from the bluetooth and he seems to dip out like 6-10 times a day for a few minutes.
It's his secret spot in the parking lot where summons his army of bird friends to feed em.
But the janitor swears he overheard him giving out verbal commands one time. Probably untreated schizophrenia.
Nobody there truly understands what he does, everyone is equally fascinated and intimidated by him and every time he's away for more than a day there's another (often bird related) problem that somehow always leads back to him.

Who would you cast as yourself?

 

[guest]

Snitches get stitches, Art.

But fuck management, they just don’t fawking get it, man!