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I fucking love my mom

CuntFucker

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Counterpoint: Why should he have to feel bad?
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The Cumios are horrible people, obviously, but this point never really bothered me. If your mom gets to the point where she no longer has any idea who you are and doesn’t care if you’re there or not then what’s the point of visiting her?
My mom has already made it very clear to us that she wants a fatal shot of morphine if she ever gets near that point, and I intend to give it to her if at all possible.
 

Punished Dan Mullen

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The Cumios are horrible people, obviously, but this point never really bothered me. If your mom gets to the point where she no longer has any idea who you are and doesn’t care if you’re there or not then what’s the point of visiting her?
My mom has already made it very clear to us that she wants a fatal shot of morphine if she ever gets near that point, and I intend to give it to her if at all possible.
remember to yell wait mom they found a cure when she start to nod off
 
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