I fight and I win

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Yeah he’s right. Trolls aren’t worth it. Costs over a 100K.

 

[DanFielding]

Floyd Gayweather acting like a badass.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"I'm unafraid of physical threats because if the possibility of one arises, I will hide and then file a restraining order. ThaT is how you will end up handcuffed to a hospital bed before prison, troll child."

 

[Jenna]

You'll face charges of attempted battery chained to a hospital bed.

You showed up ATTEMPTING to commit battery against Patrick, by punching, kicking, maybe slapping him, but what you failed to account for is how agile Patrick is, like Floyd Mayweather on defense.

He avoids your ATTEMPT to batter him and then beats you to a bloody pulp, during which at no point you fight back. Victims almost always leave some kind of defensive wound on their attackers, at least a scratch, but not with Patrick. He attacks you, you don't attack back.

The cops show up, handcuff you in the ambulance, and tell him they'll be pressing battery charges against only you and not him. As he wipes your blood off his hands with a wet handtowel, he corrects the officer: actually, you'll have to charge my stlaker with only attempted battery.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

$30k vs your twitter, fatboy.
Batter me, Mr 1.2 Internet Toughguy.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

$30k vs your twitter, fatboy.
Batter me, Mr 1.2 Internet Toughguy.

the only time he batters, he fries and eats afterward

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

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"Again, what's your best half marathon time?

Oh right. You have never run one. Because you lack my endurance, stamina and conditioning."

You've never run one either, Patrick. And remember when 40 year old Nicole O'Connor beat your time (even while you cheated) by a minute? Maybe you should ask her permission before you talk about 'running'.

 

[EraGodless]

Nigga finished his marathon in the 9th %.

 

[SFWA liaison]

pre-Norm/11 Pat has some glimpses of being much more psychotic and deranged because back then he didn't have people keeping tabs on him to call him out on all his bullshit, so he got away with a lot of bizarre claims

he also exhibited persecutory delusions WAAAY before we came along, I think as far back as 2012 he said his site was being hacked by foreign groups because "now I'm important enough" or something to that effect

he has always had a few screws loose

 

[guest]

Member of what media?

You averaged an 11 minute mile during your best marathon time, fat pig.

Such a dork. Fat too.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

In any of these scenarios, we’d be putting cuffs on Fatrick. Self defense would not apply.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

He's such a hard bastard. Remember all those really solid built actual tough guys at school who everyone bullied for their entire lives. No? Nobody?

 

[FurBurger]

Did I miss the bit where BDA was chained to a bed and charged with assault, battery and hog-bothering?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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Endurance, stamina, and conditioning

Hahahahahahaha

 

[MonsterSteve]

Endurance, stamina, and conditioning

A FATTER version of Dr. Disrespects VIOLENCE, SPEED, MOMENTUM.

 

[guest]

Patrick is a great big fat homosexual who will not fight anyone.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Patrick is a great big fat homosexual who will not fight anyone.

Seriously. He gives off such an effeminate / weak energy, there is no way anyone would legitimately think he’s any kind of physical threat whatsoever. A low-T, overweight, medicated retard.

 

[guest]

Seriously. He gives off such an effeminate / weak energy, there is no way anyone would legitimately think he’s any kind of physical threat whatsoever. A low-T, overweight, medicated retard.

It’s too bad he probably knows this on some level because it would take exactly one altercation to HUMBLE him.