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I feel like I got he Flu

LockedHDD__Pot

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jokes aside theres a serious cold going in around, rest and hydration are your best cure. Gay shit like soup can help. And limit your contact with others.
I'll take that as kindness 'cus I really do feel like shit, it's pretty shocking!

If anyone wants to suck my dick, my door number suits me well (I'm number 1 ;) )... but say ur name so I don't shoot you, door's open
 

Turk February

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I'll take that as kindness 'cus I really do feel like shit, it's pretty shocking!

If anyone wants to suck my dick, my door suits me well (I'm number 1 ;) )... but say ur name so I don't shoot you, door's open
I think my ex and I both got it, and my friend John got over it, its a fucked cold
 

Turk February

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0 irony in this, have a Gatorade, it will get you through a day or two. This shit is weirder than covid. And I was in the middle of that.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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Have a rum toddy or five
 
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