I failed no fap

[CuntFucker]

Mother fucker I watched porn, too

 

[guest]

berate one of us pathetic wacky funsters, so you feel a bit better...

 

[Chapel]

This’ll help

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Here you go champ, since you already jacked off….

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

YOU YOU YAH HOO ROO!

 

[guest]

Mother fucker I watched porn, too

Sorry, OP [MEDIA=gfycat]height=288;id=SnivelingLinearAsiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam;width=500[/MEDIA]

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I dont think anyone wins nofap

 

[guest]

CF mistook 'semen retention' for how much semen he could hold in his ass before he had to fart it out.

 

[Stent]

 

[PogromStallone]

What exactly is the point of no-fap? Just seems like some weird ascetic modern lifestyle.

 

[CuntFucker]

What exactly is the point of no-fap? Just seems like some weird ascetic modern lifestyle.

 

[CuntFucker]

Put your bloody dick away man...

 

[guest]

I didn't even think about jerking off all week, then I was alone all Friday night and beat that shit like 4 times to gross fat girl porn. Now I just feel tired, sad, and dirty.

Good news is I'm officially turning my life around starting today!

 

[Stent]

Put your bloody dick away man...

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It's like your dick is Pinocchio and your hand is the whale...

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Here you go champ, since you already jacked off….
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I mean it probably won't matter to an Indian since they are the horniest people on the planet, but can you imagine getting arranged married to this fucking goblin? She looks like a cartoon genie (male)

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I mean it probably won't matter to an Indian since they are the horniest people on the planet, but can you imagine getting arranged married to this fucking goblin? She looks like a cartoon genie (male)

Or she’s ostracized by the community for mot having enough hair.
“You shaved? Only sluts shave!!”

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Don't think of it as failing nofap, think of it as starting an allfap winning streak.

 

[Brooke Shields]

This is the quality of Cuntfucker-posts, just Nigger Jimming it up