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I'm gonna take a real red shit.
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I'b not loyingNo. You're lying.
I almost got a thing of "The Works" Clamato instead. I love that shit. The horseradish + the tomato makes it feel like it's eating through my stomach.Real men drink a full two liters of warm Clamato.
Fawkin love the Clam, tbh.I almost got a thing of "The Works" Clamato instead. I love that shit. The horseradish + the tomato makes it feel like it's eating through my stomach.
I got the Original this time, but I usually get the one with the blue label that actually has even more salt in it.Your VitC must be off the charts my dude! Have an updoot.
They make a sodium-free version, would recommend if you have the E-Rock/Tony Soprano palate and can't stomach green vegetables.
I got the Original this time, but I usually get the one with the blue label that actually has even more salt in it.
I have been watching Nip/Tuck this evening. Shit's really going off the fucking rails in season 5 and I'm probably not making it out of this one alive. My goddamn 12 year old daughter was caught blowing a kid at school and my wife's a fucking DYKE.Wait are you mixing Bloody Marys while binging NipTuck?
Abe STOP! There are people who care about you!
DM me bro, don't listen to Boq.
It gets better!
I have been watching Nip/Tuck this evening. Shit's really going off the fucking rails in season 5 and I'm probably not making it out of this one alive. My goddamn 12 year old daughter was caught blowing a kid at school and my wife's a fucking DYKE.
But that's a no on the Bloody Mary's. I'm a Caesar man but I prefer them without alcohol because it fucks up the delicious taste. But this morning I just had a hankering for V8 so I drank a whole big thing of it. I feel like that's some Marky Mark, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson motivational shit. I wake up at 3am and get my pump on and if I want V8, I go GET V8. I drink a whole big thing of V8 and make V8 my bitch.
I have been watching Nip/Tuck this evening. Shit's really going off the fucking rails in season 5 and I'm probably not making it out of this one alive. My goddamn 12 year old daughter was caught blowing a kid at school and my wife's a fucking DYKE.
But that's a no on the Bloody Mary's. I'm a Caesar man but I prefer them without alcohol because it fucks up the delicious taste. But this morning I just had a hankering for V8 so I drank a whole big thing of it. I feel like that's some Marky Mark, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson motivational shit. I wake up at 3am and get my pump on and if I want V8, I go GET V8. I drink a whole big thing of V8 and make V8 my bitch.
I like the way the shit tastes. Am I wrong for enjoying an excessive amount of vegetable cocktail BECAUSE I LIKE THE FUCKING TASTE OF THE FUCKING V8 VEGETABLE FUCKING COCKTAIL??If you're not mixing it with liquor there's no reason to drink that shit. It's like drinking sugary juice but with sodium instead of glucose.
Just dunk broccoli in garlic butter or something if you need veg. This makes no sense.
I like the way the shit tastes. Am I wrong for enjoying an excessive amount of vegetable cocktail BECAUSE I LIKE THE FUCKING TASTE OF THE FUCKING V8 VEGETABLE FUCKING COCKTAIL??
This thread's fucking over. Everybody get the FUCK OUT.
I've been watching it for a couple weeks I think. But I started really watching the shit out of it this weekend. It really is killing me.Wait you're on S5 after... what... this past Monday.
Abe. We need to sit down and talk. This isn't sustainable.
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