I don't want to be famous, child.

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He is so fucking nuts. Imagine selling only 6000 books over your entire "writing career", then shitting something like this out.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Yet got a microchubby when Josiah said 8,500 words.

 

[guest]

I'd rather be right than famous, child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Funny how he has claimed he’s famous not just for writing (most famous person to come from his town yet nobody knows him) and that he’s so famous for his tweets that he gets recognized in public by people and actually THANKED for his tweets and voice. Mind you his twitter avatar is a black and white photo from at least 5 years and 50 pounds ago but people stop him in public.

 

[guest]

Funny how he has claimed he’s famous not just for writing (most famous person to come from his town yet nobody knows him) and that he’s so famous for his tweets that he gets recognized in public by people and actually THANKED for his tweets and voice. Mind you his twitter avatar is a black and white photo from at least 5 years and 50 pounds ago.

I know it's another one of Tomlinson's fables, but could you imagine what the person who walked up to him and thanked him for fucking tweeting would look like?

 

[guest]

Now he is ‘famous’ in a ‘niche capacity’ for being a fat delusional retarded faggot lolcow with bitch tits . How did that work out for ya? You fucking piece of shit!

 

[DanFielding]

He’d give his right arm to be as famous as King or Rowling.

 

[Meownaw]

He’d give his right arm to be as famous as King or Rowling.

He already gave his child, child.

 

[guest]

He’d give his right arm to be as famous as King or Rowling.

I know somebody who gave their right arm just for 15 minutes of fame

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Rick desperately wants to be the “cool” author. The guy who is super well liked, but too real to be main stream. His plan to achieve this? Take every possible main stream talking point possible to appear likeable. Then, be a complete asshole to everyone who doesn’t suck your dick, because, in Ricks head this is what a cool person does. His autism doesn’t allow him to see nuance in anything.

 

[DominusOdium]

I know somebody who gave their right arm just for 15 minutes of fame

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[guest]

He's giving the black power sign.

MUH CULTURAL APPROPRIATION.

 

[EraGodless]

Rick desperately wants to be the “cool” author. The guy who is super well liked, but too real to be main stream. His plan to achieve this? Take every possible main stream talking point possible to appear likeable. Then, be a complete asshole to everyone who doesn’t suck your dick, because, in Ricks head this is what a cool person does. His autism doesn’t allow him to see nuance in anything.

He,'s too stupid/autistic/faggy to ever go mainstream. He's just not a friendly person-- there are plenty of celebrities who are dicks, buy they're usually talented or charismatic in some way. Pat is neither. His writing is really atrocious.

 

[guest]

He,'s too stupid/autistic/faggy to ever go mainstream. He's just not a friendly person-- there are plenty of celebrities who are dicks, buy they're usually talented or charismatic in some way. Pat is neither. His writing is really atrocious.

The only celebrities who can pull off being pricks are people who are so fucking talented and/or hot that people would be salivating for their autograph anyway.

Like it's easy to dunk on Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton now, but if you were coming up in the early 2000s you wanted to fuck them so bad and they knew it so it gave them a license to be complete cunts.

There are a lot of athletes as well that are well known dick heads to fans, but they draw money and that's why they're like that.

I don't know how Stephen King is towards his fans (I know he tweets like a liberal jerk off) but he could act as bad as Patrick and get away with it because that mother fucker has given away more copies of his books to his friends then Patrick has sold in his entire writing "career".

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

This is pre-Norm/11. "I don't think I'm famous. I simply am."

 

[guest]

He's a cunt. He would literally give up his own child for Twitter likes. He better hope nobody recognizes him.

 

[EraGodless]

That's his right hand

This is pre-Norm/11. "I don't think I'm famous. I simply am."

I can't believe that's a real tweet. Holy shit. He should die.

 

[guest]

 

[DominusOdium]

Remember how you got to act before being humbled, you fat retard?

There's piles of this shit for anytime anybody asks if folks around here feel bad for mocking you into obscurity. The answer is no, you unearned arrogance nobody... You high blood pressure time bomb.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He’d give his right arm to be as famous as King or Rowling.

Hell he's about to give his right big toe to eat bar meatloaf