I don’t know which posters I should hate anymore

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I can’t keep track of people with all the constant bickering so I’m going to put down my thoughts and hope someone fills me in before it turns into 6 pages of people accusing each other of abusing pills.

• @Mass.gov - AKA Boq Precision; Liban. It seems like nobody likes him although I’m not entirely sure why outside of the turboautist posting for days and weeks on end. Claims to have a job but never stops responding to trolls here. The granny porn thing is definitely weird as shit but it’s pretty funny. Definitely has raised my interest in moving to Somalia before 2025. Loses points for being Canadian though. Verdict: Decent egg

• @chocolatehellhole - no other known aliases. He used to make fun of me for being 5’6” but doesn’t do the bit anymore. Spends a lot of time bickering with Boq and probably others. Supposedly has a retarded thumb but I could never figure out why. I think he’s a mod (aka fed). Verdict: Got too big for the show SNIFF

• @Confused White Kid - no other known aliases (maybe Doug or or Paul Nelson or the kid in the wheelchair). Stalks Boq and probably others. I admire the strength of his turboautism to post endlessly for days on end but he’s part of the reason I’m struggling here. Must be unemployed but I don’t know. At least Boq can talk about Islam to keep things interesting. Verdict: Decent egg

• @NoBacon - no other known aliases. Carries himself like the moral authority of the forum. Former sinner, has since accepted Christ, TBD on if he goes to hell or not. Allegedly fat and bald but I haven’t seen any evidence of this. Appears to have a job but speaks as though he’s living just above the poverty line. I suspect we both voted for the same person so points there. Doom posts a lot like a turbosperg. Verdict: Good egg

• @Sue Lightning - no other known aliases. Zoomer who posts here constantly. Relentlessly defends mainstream DNC. Responds to one liners with multiple paragraphs. Easy to troll but pushes back with his own trolling which I can respect. Annoying as shit but he has his moments. Is he gay or not? I’m hearing mixed messages. He’s part of the reason I’m thrilled Kamala lost. Verdict: he’s the Jim Norton of the forums

• Lightning round - All good eggs
  • @johnnynoname
  • @DMAN
  • @aRTie02150
  • @Turk February
  • @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

I’ll go kill myself now.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You should focus your hate on pathological post deleter @Mustard

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

ME: THANK YOU!

 

[NoBacon]

The worse poster is that guy who’s always taking about Justin from the obscure podcast.

 

[Turk February]

You should focus your hate on pathological post deleter @Mustard

Fucking smash his teeth in with a pipe wrench and stomp on his head as he begs for the pain to end until he stops moving.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Zoomer who posts here constantly. Relentlessly defends mainstream DNC.

Hate the DNC. Hated it since 2016. BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON!!!

Is he gay or not? I’m hearing mixed messages.

Its a tough one man

He’s part of the reason I’m thrilled Kamala lost.

I now realize Kamala winning was for the best because the Dems are gonna nominate Mao for 2028

Verdict: he’s the Jim Norton of the forums

I’m killing myself

 

[Turk February]

I can’t keep track of people with all the constant bickering so I’m going to put down my thoughts and hope someone fills me in before it turns into 6 pages of people accusing each other of abusing pills.

• @Mass.gov - AKA Boq Precision; Liban. It seems like nobody likes him although I’m not entirely sure why outside of the turboautist posting for days and weeks on end. Claims to have a job but never stops responding to trolls here. The granny porn thing is definitely weird as shit but it’s pretty funny. Definitely has raised my interest in moving to Somalia before 2025. Loses points for being Canadian though. Verdict: Decent egg

• @chocolatehellhole - no other known aliases. He used to make fun of me for being 5’6” but doesn’t do the bit anymore. Spends a lot of time bickering with Boq and probably others. Supposedly has a retarded thumb but I could never figure out why. I think he’s a mod (aka fed). Verdict: Got too big for the show SNIFF

• @Confused White Kid - no other known aliases (maybe Doug or or Paul Nelson or the kid in the wheelchair). Stalks Boq and probably others. I admire the strength of his turboautism to post endlessly for days on end but he’s part of the reason I’m struggling here. Must be unemployed but I don’t know. At least Boq can talk about Islam to keep things interesting. Verdict: Decent egg

• @NoBacon - no other known aliases. Carries himself like the moral authority of the forum. Former sinner, has since accepted Christ, TBD on if he goes to hell or not. Allegedly fat and bald but I haven’t seen any evidence of this. Appears to have a job but speaks as though he’s living just above the poverty line. I suspect we both voted for the same person so points there. Doom posts a lot like a turbosperg. Verdict: Good egg

• @Sue Lightning - no other known aliases. Zoomer who posts here constantly. Relentlessly defends mainstream DNC. Responds to one liners with multiple paragraphs. Easy to troll but pushes back with his own trolling which I can respect. Annoying as shit but he has his moments. Is he gay or not? I’m hearing mixed messages. He’s part of the reason I’m thrilled Kamala lost. Verdict: he’s the Jim Norton of the forums

• Lightning round - All good eggs
  • @johnnynoname
  • @DMAN
  • @aRTie02150
  • @Turk February
  • @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

I’ll go kill myself now.

Few quick comments. Most of your picks are people I like. Boq is a good dude but he's sick. Chocolatehellhole is a sick guy but he's cool. NoBacon is okay I guess. I am shocked I am in the good people category. I think confused white kid is the only actual shithead.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Few quick comments. Most of your picks are people I like. Boq is a good dude but he's sick. Chocolatehellhole is a sick guy but he's cool. NoBacon is okay I guess. I am shocked I am in the good people category. I think confused white kid is the only actual shithead.

Petition to move Turk to the pay no mind list.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m killing myself

I’ll be honest, I thought about changing it to something less harsh. Sorry brother

 

[Turk February]

Petition to move Turk to the pay no mind list.

I'll kick your knees until they bend backwards and sit on your stupid fucking face until you cant breathe. And as you impotently slap at me I will laugh.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'll kick your knees until they bend backwards and sit on your stupid fucking face until you cant breathe. And as you impotently slap at me I will laugh.

@mods I feel threatened by the agoraphobic Canadian alcoholic with a bum hand. I demand that he be banned.

 

[NoBacon]

The best poster is ray wilson

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Back to cow posting for me, I guess.

 

[Turk February]

@mods I feel threatened by the agoraphobic Canadian alcoholic with a bum hand. I demand that he be banned.

I have a permission and a doctor's note. Eat it bitch.

 

[Turk February]

@mods I feel threatened by the agoraphobic Canadian alcoholic with a bum hand. I demand that he be banned.

I also sort of hate that nothing in that description of me is currently untrue.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Few quick comments. Most of your picks are people I like. Boq is a good dude but he's sick. Chocolatehellhole is a sick guy but he's cool. NoBacon is okay I guess. I am shocked I am in the good people category. I think confused white kid is the only actual shithead.

Right? That’s the whole point - I honestly have no idea who to hate here.

You’re in the good people category because you’re fun unhinged. Sure, you’re dangerous but you’re happy about stuff until something triggers you to start stabbing people. You lose some points for being Canadian but I can forgive that for right now

 

[Mustard]

You should focus your hate on pathological post deleter @Mustard

Whatever at least Im no the one who made a quick trip and waited on line at a CVS waiting to pay for a woman's product so I could win an internet feud. That was all you brother.

God be with you no bs

 

[Turk February]

Right? That’s the whole point - I honestly have no idea who to hate here.

You’re in the good people category because you’re fun unhinged. Sure, you’re dangerous but you’re happy about stuff until something triggers you to start stabbing people. You lose some points for being Canadian but I can forgive that for right now

I'm totally not dangerous. It's all total irony which is why I get away with it. I haven't even been in a fight in over 10 years. I don't own any weapons cuz they'd be more dangerous to me than anyone else. When I go to jail it's for talking shit. I'm a fucking kindergarten teacher by trade.

 

[Turk February]

Well, was until I got a little too hard into the valium and started walking into walls.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Well, was until I got a little too hard into the valium and started walking into walls.

You must’ve been taking a lot of that shit