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Being really full is uncomfortable as fuck. I really envy the Ethiopians and other third worlders who never have to experience what I'm going through right now.
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I don’t know how people get fat
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Big Abe, starting a fight with 90% of the forum, Big Abe.
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It was the Zebra Cakes, Terry. They got me.
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I ate the whole fuckin box, TerrBear.
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You just reminded me I've got a Timmy's chocolate glazed with my name on it.
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Sorry, chocolate dip. I'm so STUPID
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Attaboy.
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I seen a lady yesterday with legs that looked like it has elephantitis. I wanted to puke.
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Terry Fox would never be a stupid glutton like me. He'd never load up on Zebra Cakes and want to throw up. The only thing Terry Fox was ever full of was heart and soul. And cancer.
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It's hilarious to think that somewhere along his Marathon of Hope, someone probably drove by Terry Fox, flicked a cigarette at him and said something like "Nice fuckin' leg there, bud!"
I'm gonna pitch a "Marathon of Grope" to Chef Adam Libby.
I'm gonna pitch a "Marathon of Grope" to Chef Adam Libby.
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You ever heard of Terry Fox, Ringleaderster? He had a bum leg.
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you really are going thru one right now man
have you considered throwing it up into your nice toilet?
you can always just get more, why feel this discomfort, your not winning any medals
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That'd be giving up. Terry Fox wouldn't give up. Even though he gave up on the whole Marathon of Hope thing. But he kind of had to on account of the cancer ravaging him. If he were to eat a bunch of zebra cakes, he wouldn't give up on them is what I'm saying. We could all learn a thing or two from a great man like Terry Fox.
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I did it for attention, okay? And it worked!
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You know what's odd?
When I went for my fellas lakehouse weekend to do non-gay molly with eachother, I went to Walmart to buy a bunch of snacks.
Could not find any fucking fatso funcakes. No zebras, fucking twinkies or whatever the hell those chocolate rolls type things are
And I looked through several rows 3 times like I was a crack addict expecting a guy to come out of the shelves at one point.
Do they even sell that shit or am I triple retarded for looking so hard but not finding them
When I went for my fellas lakehouse weekend to do non-gay molly with eachother, I went to Walmart to buy a bunch of snacks.
Could not find any fucking fatso funcakes. No zebras, fucking twinkies or whatever the hell those chocolate rolls type things are
And I looked through several rows 3 times like I was a crack addict expecting a guy to come out of the shelves at one point.
Do they even sell that shit or am I triple retarded for looking so hard but not finding them
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Are you Canadian? I heard Little Debbie's wasn't going to be sold in Canada anymore but the store I go to for junk food still has all of it. I have a real weakness for zebra cakes.
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Did you pick up KY and hemorrhoid cream while you were there?