Nigga, just spin that loaf!
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I dont give a fuck about WWAW... I'm above using a twist tie for bread
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I spin it and then rest it on the spun area so it doesn't unspin.
Life hack.
Life hack.
WWAW seeing some moldy pieces but then finding some clean ones and still using them cause I've already got a sandwich on my mind
I throw them out, just spin and tuck
Spin and tuck!
Spin and tuck!
WWAWD thing you peel off the gallon of milk lid that you could give to a cat and they'll use it as a toy?
All milk gallons seem to be twist off today.
Sniff
All milk gallons seem to be twist off today.
Sniff
What you can do if you're like me and always on the run is take your bread out of the bag, put the individual slices into individual zip lock bags, keep them in the freezer, and quick-thaw them in a pot of boiling water when you need them.
Damn nigga did you grow up during the Great Depression?
Motherfucker's shitty plastic piece of shit latch ain't so springy after a night in the freezer… Billy Mays, EFFFF YOOOUuuu!
I hope that fat piece of shit dies
No, Arthur. It's about the waste.
My friends cat loved those things. He'd eventually lose them under the fridge though
Between this and your ten day old taco meat left on the pan... your gut health must be incredible.
Yeah that's where they all wind up. I remember our cat would always end up on her side trying to fish it out all the time.
I'm proud that my revulsive habits can cause the DMAN to make a post without referencing himself in the 3rd person
Thats what the bread tie is for artie, come on...
Don't be so proud. It just didn't come up.