I don't get what I'm supposed to do

[guest]

I got a software change due tomorrow but the software is part of a system.

So you have the program I'm editing, but it talks to a piece of software on another host (that I'm also editing), which talks to something else.

I don't even know how to use a debugger for something like that. It's fucked. I really shouldn't have left this until the last minute.

I've just been posting here when I should've been working on it. Can I sue Pat for distracting me?

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[guest]

Me at work

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[DMAN]

So you are one of those retards who fucks up my day by making the gay ass computer program on the Self Checkout that bugs out when I scan my packages of lentils too quickly.

 

[guest]

So you are one of those retards who fucks up my day by making the gay ass computer program on the Self Checkout that bugs out when I scan my packages of lentils too quickly.

Worse than that, these programs are safety critical lol.

But don't worry they go through reviews by people smarter than me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Try ctrl alt delete

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

So you are one of those retards who fucks up my day by making the gay ass computer program on the Self Checkout that bugs out when I scan my packages of lentils too quickly.

Or if I grab a drink from the store fridge and finish by the time I’m done shopping, I’ll need a employee override because the empty bottle that I scan throws off the weight that it is expecting. Fuckin thing sucks

 

[Uncle Floyd]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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The only British comedy besides Peep Show that isn’t complete dog shit. There’s zero funny British comedians too. Maybe Jimmy Carr, maybe.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Updating software is for chumps.