I don't care if she's 81. I want to bang Martha Stewart.

[aRTie02150]

She seems pretty cool

 

[Gay Faggot.]

At least your house would look nice. Banging her gives a whole new meaning to “insider trading” knowwhatimean?

 

[aRTie02150]

At least your house would look nice. Banging her gives a whole new meaning to “insider trading” knowwhatimean?

Heheheh

 

[wbgreen]

Bitch did federal time. Didn't snitch. Prison mommy who hangs with rappers, can cook you a perfect dinner every night, and will shank anyone who messes with you.

 

[aRTie02150]

Bitch did federal time. Didn't snitch. Prison mommy who hangs with rappers, can cook you a perfect dinner every night, and will shank anyone who messes with you.

Plus she won't give me an attitude because I like to smoke weed.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Plus she won't give me an attitude because I like to smoke weed.

She’ll probably like the fact you’re Puerto Rican. People like that are hard to find. We need to get the Artie and Martha date going.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I’d travel back in time to do it

 

[aRTie02150]

She’ll probably like the fact you’re Puerto Rican. People like that are hard to find. We need to get the Artie and Martha date going.

We'd probably fight over the way to make a bed tbh.

I don't believe in making your bed in the morning. I believe that since your were under the blankets all night, the bed and sheets deserve to air out and breathe after you're done sleeping. So in the morning I just fold the blankets and stuff in half so the sheets I slept on top of can breathe. Then when I go to bed I just pull the blankets back. Very simple. Keeps stuff fresher and if folded nicely doesn't look like shit. Just a simple fold with a clean line does the trick.

She'd complicate that...

 

[Stent]

I don't believe in making your bed in the morning. I believe that since your were under the blankets all night, the bed and sheets deserve to air out and breathe after you're done sleeping. So in the morning I just fold the blankets and stuff in half so the sheets I slept on top of can breathe. Then when I go to bed I just pull the blankets back. Very simple. Keeps stuff fresher and if folded nicely doesn't look like shit. Just a simple fold with a clean line does the trick.

This is legitimately true and people used to do this in the olden days. Sunlight and air is good killing lots of bugs and bacteria living in your bed. It will also kill any stray Anthony Cumias in there.