I DO NOT WANT PATRICK S. TOMLINSON TO KILL HIMSELF

[Riccardo Bosi]

There's no joke there. I am making the statement, bold and clear, that Patrick S. Tomlinson definitely should not commit suicide. I think it would be a horrible, terrible atrocity if he did kill himself.

There is no sarcasm or irony in what I'm saying.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, infant baby child.

 

[guest]

Hear, hear. Look after yourself, Fat. You're bloody hilarious, albeit unintentionally.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

(The) Pat (saga) is simply too young to die. It would be a terrible tragedy (for comedy) if that were to happen (too soon).

If Pat were at death’s door I would be like Ed Harris in Pat’s favorite movie scene trying to (momentarily) revive him (for a few more laughs): “Don’t do this to me goddammit! Breathe, you fat-titted bitch, breathe! You never backed down from a fight (online) in your whole life!”

 

[FurBurger]

It would be like wanting your favourite show to end early.

Besides, we haven't had the hobo season yet: Fatrick, homeless, penniless, riding the rails and video blogging from hobo jungles like a fatterday Terry A. Davis

 

[guest]

While the Anthony Cumia Show (meaning his worthless existence) is long past its expiration date we have a virtually endless amount of Pat episodes to go.

I honestly believe that deep down AntH believes that he’s a useless ass drain on society. Patricia on the other hand has managed to surpass the brother’s retard in obliviousness.

I called the cyberterrorists children because that’s what they were!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It would be like wanting your favourite show to end early.

Yeah well the Simpsons was at one time my favorite show. This is season 7, Patrick. Take note.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Neither does the liquor industry and their shareholders.

Pat always crying about " wear a mask and get a vax". Meanwhile he drinks so much he poisons himself every night just to get to sleep.

 

[ActionJackson]

I concur, child. It would be like a dairy farmer wanting to see their prized milking cow slaughtered. That don't make no sense!

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I don't want him to. If he does then I'll be one of the first to offer my condolences on his obit.

I've never done it in the past Brinton, so put down that crayon you use for your legal filings. For your client I would make an exception.