I didn't take a shower today.

[Professor Rape]

Hopefully I don't stink. I'd blow my fucking head off.

 

[Mustard]

 

[Professor Rape]

Seemed funnier in my head.

 

[1073waaf]

Well, you heard him. Time to break out the shotgun with a toe trigger attachment.

 

[chiquita banana]

Took a shower today, couldn't feel the water hit my face...

Sorry not sorry

 

[Phish]

 

[Brooke Shields]

I shower once a week if my girlfriend is lucky.

What's your next post going to be, "I didn't use deodorant this month" or something equally inconsequential

 

[Harry Powell]

showering daily is unnecessary if youre a white collar worker. I shower twice a week and that’s just to avoid staph and ringworm

 

[Turk February]

I haven't showered in like a week. It happens.

 

[BUBBLER]

I shower once a week if my girlfriend is lucky.

What's your next post going to be, "I didn't use deodorant this month" or something equally inconsequential

Are you fat?

 

[BUBBLER]

showering daily is unnecessary if youre a white collar worker. I shower twice a week and that’s just to avoid staph and ringworm

Hard disagree here ole Hentree, I have a desk job and even on days I don’t workout I’ve usually been active enough to have sweaty pits, balls, and feet.

 

[Turk February]

I actually don't get it. I've lived with both men and women who didn't shower for days. One guy didn't shower for all of July. He didn't smell. His hair just looked like shit. I know it's going to sound like a joke but some people are too uptight about routine.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

showering daily is unnecessary if youre a white collar worker. I shower twice a week and that’s just to avoid staph and ringworm

That doesn’t make your truck stink?

 

[Harry Powell]

That doesn’t make your truck stink?

I take a whores bath every day and I wipe my ass with a lotion

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I haven't showered in like a week. It happens.

Least surprising thing I have heard today.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

I slept in too late today so I didn't get one either. Just make sure you change your underwear and socks!

 

[Turk February]

I slept in too late today so I didn't get one either. Just make sure you change your underwear and socks!

Because there's poop in the underwear because he poops in his sleep and no one likes poopie underwear. Also there's cum in his hair he needs to comb out.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Least surprising thing I have heard today.

I bet it’s closer to a month.

 

[Turk February]

I bet it’s closer to a month.

You actually might not be wrong. Are we talking mean or median?

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Because there's poop in the underwear because he poops in his sleep and no one likes poopie underwear. Also there's cum in his hair he needs to comb out.

That's why diapers are the superior undergarments