I didn't know the DMAN lives in Philidelphia

[Mustard]

 

[We Have Everything]

To be able to sprint after busting a nut on someone's leg in a public setting is pure, "suck the marrow out of life" stuff

Im usually sleepy af after...

 

[goo gobbler]

women have no sense of humor. bitch is whining about a cum assault on her leg and she doesnt realize how goofy and funny that is?

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

How distraught she is combined with her use of the phraseology “he nutted on me” is hilarious

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

@Nigger John It's time to stop retaining. You know now how to get women out of the gym.

 

[We Have Everything]

This gets funnier with every watch...the tone of her voice + her LA mexican accent + his sprint. Cant stop laughing.

 

[Monk]

This chimp is quite the rascal.

Police provide photos of man accused of indecent assault at South Philadelphia Dollar Tree

New photos provided by police show a man wanted in connection with an indecent assault at a Dollar Tree in South Philadelphia in late June.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Turk February]

To be able to sprint after busting a nut on someone's leg in a public setting is pure, "suck the marrow out of life" stuff

Im usually sleepy af after...

She chased him. I call that consent.

 

[Mustard]

It couldn't have happened at a more fitting and dumpier place in America: a Philly Dollar Tree.

 

[Turk February]

It couldn't have happened at a more fitting and dumpier place in America: a Philly Dollar Tree.

Where else are you supposed to jerk off

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Sheeeeeeit that ain't nuttin to cry about

 

[Turk February]

I called my ex wife. I had to share the video.

 

[Phish]

Hahahah “he nutted on my leegggggg!” is perhaps the funniest way you could put it. Not “he sexually assaulted me” or “hes a fucking creep!” but he “nutted” hahahahahaah. I love this video.

 

[Mustard]

Hahahah “he nutted on my leegggggg!” is perhaps the funniest way you could put it. Not “he sexually assaulted me” or “hes a fucking creep!” but he “nutted” hahahahahaah. I love this video.

You really put the whole thing together there

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This chimp is quite the rascal.

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Police provide photos of man accused of indecent assault at South Philadelphia Dollar Tree

New photos provided by police show a man wanted in connection with an indecent assault at a Dollar Tree in South Philadelphia in late June.

www.cbsnews.com

It's like he went all the way around the bend and was "Such a nigger I can't even hate him anymore

 

[Ronnie G]

Props for even being able to get a rod in there; I took my nieces & nephews to a dollar store recently because they thought it would be a fun outing and it was depression central.

 

[alkiefuck2]

What a fucking legend

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Gotta love the DMEISTER

 

[Mustard]

To be able to sprint after busting a nut on someone's leg in a public setting is pure, "suck the marrow out of life" stuff

Im usually sleepy af after...

"hunk of whale sperm on my legggg!" I dont know, that popped into my head.

 

[Professor Rape]

Redditors are so retarded

"That’s 100% sexual assault" yeah no shit.