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I dare you to tell me her and Rick weren't made for each other
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Of course. Amber Heard is a fat nasty layabout mooch.
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Jew broads are the worst
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I think they're both two shitty, vapid Hollywood idiots who got together for entirely shallow reasons. Then the relationship began to suck once they got used to each other, Johnny was a lazy selfish drunk, Amber started shitting in his bed and inviting over Elon Musk to fuck her.
Then Amber tried exploiting MeToo, and Johnny spent a lot of money hiring the best assholes you can find in Hollywood to drag her and turn social media against her. Like Patrick said, idiots need their information in "digestible packets" and it's easy to digest OMG Jack Sparrow is the good guy and pretty mean blonde lady is the bad guy, and then have really strong opinions about it. But then one-issue feminists like Betsy decide to 100% have Amber's back because men are always to blame.
So on one hand, eh can't blame Johnny for getting his revenge when she struck first. But on the other hand, I hate that whole Joe Biden/Tara Reade situation where we have going on. THE WEALTHY WHITE MAN IS 100% INNOCENT OKAY! It just reinforces the belief that Brad Pitt could rape your sister or wife or daughter, get away with it, and everyone would call her a lying cunt who hurt sweet Brad the rest of her life.
Then Amber tried exploiting MeToo, and Johnny spent a lot of money hiring the best assholes you can find in Hollywood to drag her and turn social media against her. Like Patrick said, idiots need their information in "digestible packets" and it's easy to digest OMG Jack Sparrow is the good guy and pretty mean blonde lady is the bad guy, and then have really strong opinions about it. But then one-issue feminists like Betsy decide to 100% have Amber's back because men are always to blame.
So on one hand, eh can't blame Johnny for getting his revenge when she struck first. But on the other hand, I hate that whole Joe Biden/Tara Reade situation where we have going on. THE WEALTHY WHITE MAN IS 100% INNOCENT OKAY! It just reinforces the belief that Brad Pitt could rape your sister or wife or daughter, get away with it, and everyone would call her a lying cunt who hurt sweet Brad the rest of her life.
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I want to feed this bitch bacon until she blows up like Mr. Creosote
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She would cheat on him constantly and it would be hilarious.
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How is this any different from his daily life with Farty Cunt?
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It's slim pickings with Drinky - if she gets a chance at all its with a friend on an international trip or Indian Captain Kirk
With large curd cheeks Resto, he would come up with hilarious excuses. "Boy she's working out a lot with her trainer, really getting fit for her successful author husband!"
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She hates men so fucking much, that's exactly what Rick needs. An emasculating broad would keep him from thinking Twitter famous = famous famous
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For $5,000, Betsy Resto will let an Indian person hold in 5 days of curry-derived fecal matter, then projectile shit on her face.
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She saw Amber's weird, booze-bloated face in court and sympathized.
Bonus: Johnny Depp talks to Betsy Resto
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Bonus: Johnny Depp talks to Betsy Resto
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you make good points but i'm pretty sure most people's daughter could beat up brad pitt, he's a hollywood pussy. just punch him in his fake nose and he'd start crying.