I could've just met my future wife.

[guest]

Saw some chick in my work uniform (we have thousands of employees) fall down a bunch of stairs. She dropped all her stuff, phone, books, etc. I couldve helped her pick them up and introduce myself etc.

Instead I just walked by and she embarassingly picked them up. She looked fucking humiliated lol.

Funny thing is, nobody helped her lol. Jews fucked us up something good. Nobody wants to help a lady in distress except for really old people. My first instinct was "help yourself, it's called feminism". I'm kiked!

 

[guest]

Paul O, you’re life’s a romantic comedy movie!

 

[aRTie02150]

Did it look funny when she fell? It's hard not to laugh at someone taking a tumble.

 

[guest]

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[guest]

Did it look funny when she fell? It's hard not to laugh at someone taking a tumble.

So funny. She was running down the stairs and gravity took over and she was stumbling down them. Dropped all her stuff and was trying to grab onto hand rail. Looked very humiliating.

 

[aRTie02150]

So funny. She was running down the stairs and gravity took over and she was stumbling down them. Dropped all her stuff and was trying to grab onto hand rail. Looked very humiliating.

That's hilarious. I hope she doesn't get ovarian cancer.

 

[Stent]

You should've said in a voice louder than necessary "Miss, you might want to visit the bathroom because I think you shit yourself."

 

[guest]

You should've said in a voice louder than necessary "Miss, you might want to visit the bathroom because I think you shit yourself."

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Shoulda done the Club Soda Kenny "CAREFUL!!", "YA DROPPED SOMETHIN'!!"

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

You shoulda be all, "Did that hurt as bad as that time you fell from heaven?" and then honked her titties.

 

[guest]

I'm not condoning this, but that would have been a really good time to rape her, because who's gonna believe her?

"I fell down the stairs, I dropped all of my stuff, and then this guy fucking raped me!"

Sure he did, Tucker Max.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I'm not condoning this, but that would have been a really good time to rape her, because who's gonna believe her?

"I fell down the stairs, I dropped all of my stuff, and then this guy fucking raped me!"

Sure he did, Tucker Max.

So let me get this straight; you slipped, dropped all your stuff, fell down some stairs, and right onto a throbbing erection? Well I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

 

[johnnynoname]

"wife" as in "getting married"?

what's wrong with you people?

Don't you want to sit on the couch after a long day of work, eat cereal, and not be annoyed?

 

[Brenton Torrent]

Saw some chick in my work uniform (we have thousands of employees) fall down a bunch of stairs. She dropped all her stuff, phone, books, etc. I couldve helped her pick them up and introduce myself etc.

Instead I just walked by and she embarassingly picked them up. She looked fucking humiliated lol.

Funny thing is, nobody helped her lol. Jews fucked us up something good. Nobody wants to help a lady in distress except for really old people. My first instinct was "help yourself, it's called feminism". I'm kiked!

I still hold doors open for women like an autist, cosplaying in 1950's America. Women might pretend to find it sexist but those are the ones that would most likely take a pounding. (Either through sex or by falling down a set of stairs).

 

[aRTie02150]

I still hold doors open for women like an autist, cosplaying in 1950's America. Women might pretend to find it sexist but those are the ones that would most likely take a pounding. (Either through sex or by falling down a set of stairs).

Nothing better than holding a door for a woman who's texting and doesn't even thank you or look away from her phone.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I'm not condoning this, but that would have been a really good time to rape her, because who's gonna believe her?

"I fell down the stairs, I dropped all of my stuff, and then this guy fucking raped me!"

Sure he did, Tucker Max.

He wouldnt have to rape her, she practically threw her vagina at him. OP was given the easiest "in" of all time, second to Bams pants falling off in front of her coworker like a sideshow act. How you dont say anything when this bitch traipses down the stairs like a mental patient is an affront to God.

 

[guest]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I'm not condoning this, but that would have been a really good time to rape her, because who's gonna believe her?

"I fell down the stairs, I dropped all of my stuff, and then this guy fucking raped me!"

Sure he did, Tucker Max.

Then they both started vomiting and fell again and destroyed any evidence

 

[Meownaw]

Could ya?

That's a Jim Norton would ya, do ya, are ya, can ya, will ya, is he reference, Dan.