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I can’t stand the sound of human breathing? (Relatable post)

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If I’m alone with a guy, I need some sort of central a/c/outdoor atmosphere:background noise/white noise.
This doesnt apply to girls for some reason.

When I was a college freshman I roomed with my buddy from highschool and it was pretty fun at first, parties etc, but the room was the size of a shoebox (pic related) and it was like being in a jail cell

The a/c was one of those that would turn on really loud and then shut off every hour, and when it was off it would be dead silence.
So my roommate whose nickname was the italian jew (srs) would be on his phone in bed and I COULD HEAR HIM BREATHING, COUGHING WHATEVER, like his breathe pattern, and it created a disgust for me.
Two months in I absolutely resented him just because I could hear his breathe/bodily functions.

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Same goes If i am eating with a guy alone indoors, tv off, ac off, no music, just happen to be eating in silence, and you can hear the crunch of the food in their mouth, the swallowing, chewing, spit forming, its just fucking DISGUSTING to me.

I need that ambient background noise to offset their bodily functions.

The idea of being in like 1972 alone in an apartment and your 50 year old neighboor comes in for coffee or whatever and it’s just you and him sitting in silence drinking coffee, you can hear his labored breathe, that is a NIGHTMARE.

I can’t be the only one who has this “ick”.

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I worked with a lady years ago who had this horrible raspy breath for like 2 years. You could hear every breath she took, so I brought it in a loud air filter and we'd play music and that would almost drown out the noise. Finally she had some unrelated infection and took antibiotics that cleared up the fucking infection in her lungs. She asked me one day 'did you notice I breathe easier now?!?! The doctor said I must have had an infection in my lungs too!'. Stupid cunt.

Also, people who can't close their mouth when they eat are niggers.
 

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rent free



That's called having friends. ever heard of it?
Rent free? You send me weird DM’s at odd hours of the night and car crash me constantly. I’ve been ignoring you for like a month now until yesterday despite you @ing me or responding to my comments that aren’t about you. If anything it’s exactly the opposite and I don’t even understand why you’re so obsessed with me. And roommates at 50 haha, the ex really did take everything in the divorce, huh?
Edit: that car crash took about 45 seconds haha.
 
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Rent free? You send me weird DM’s at odd hours of the night and car crash me constantly. I’ve been ignoring you for like a month now until yesterday despite you @ing me or responding to my comments that aren’t about you. If anything it’s exactly the opposite and I don’t even understand why you’re so obsessed with me. And roommates at 50 haha, the ex really did take everything in the divorce, huh?

Im younger than you stupid faggot, that roommate was freshman year of college if you read the OP.
why so feisty lately? your crippled mommy giving you blue balls in a game of cat and mouse? She making you wear a bag now?
Dont be mad your little brother is more successful than you while you spent your 20's as a failed rapper and now moonlight as a caretaker while living as a NEET in your childhood bedroom.
....rent. free. : p
 

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Im younger than you stupid faggot, that roommate was freshman year of college if you read the OP.
why so feisty lately? your crippled mommy giving you blue balls in a game of cat and mouse? She making you wear a bag now?
Dont be mad your little brother is more successful than you while you spent your 20's as a failed rapper and now moonlight as a caretaker while living as a NEET in your childhood bedroom.
....rent. free. : p
No, I didn’t read it because it’s long and tedious like everything you post. Hence the comparisons to Joe Cumia. You think you’re insulting me with shit you made up and it’s just stupid. You spend far more of your time obsessing with me. You’ve been going unreciprocated for a month so I figured I’d respond. That’s what rent free is.
 
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