I can’t help but wonder what New Years - February must be like for Pat

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He (used to) talk about his gym going, his distaste for “resolutioners”, etc., but now we all know he’s a fat slob who is active only to the bare minimum. I was out for a workout in the park yesterday and was thinking “it feels good not being a fat fuck right now. January 1 must be tough because it’s like ‘fawk I gotta start from the bottom.’ No wonder so many give up.”

What about Pig?

I guess he never has to worry about it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Reminder this is the thinner version of Pat

 

[Ladynyahh]

Fatso took a picture one year where he was wearing this jersey buttoned up, then in following years he wore it unbuttoned because his expanding gut no longer allowed him to button it. I bet the fucking thing doesn't even fit at all anymore. What I'm getting at is that he continues to get fatter.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Reminder this is the thinner version of Pat

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You wouldn't know it when you look at such a tough and masculine man but, get this, this dude actually is a GEEK! Can you believe it?

 

[Harry Powell]

You wouldn't know it when you look at such a tough and masculine man but, get this, this dude actually is a GEEK! Can you believe it?

It’s incredible that Anica and the hairdresser were able to resist him

 

[Jenna]

I do miss his yearly "as an athletic gym rat I thumb my nose at all these fat resolutioners" post. Even though we know he only goes to the gym to have gay encounters in the steam room.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I do miss his yearly "as an athletic gym rat I thumb my nose at all these fat resolutioners" post. Even though we know he only goes to the gym to have gay encounters in the steam room.

Strength / lifting are at the bottom of his list of priorities at this point. If he stopped eating shit, cut back / stopped the daily drinking, took the sugar out of the tea, and walked for 45 minutes to an hour a day, he’d be far better off.

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

Reminder this is the thinner version of Pat

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Nice tits

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

His life is truly grotesque.

 

[The Talking Dead]

He's really getting his money's worth out of the "Your life is already over" line isn't he. Still don't have a clue what he actually means by it.

 

[RobertMewler]

Fatso took a picture one year where he was wearing this jersey buttoned up, then in following years he wore it unbuttoned because his expanding gut no longer allowed him to button it. I bet the fucking thing doesn't even fit at all anymore. What I'm getting at is that he continues to get fatter.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Haven't changed at all, stlaker!

 

[EraGodless]

He (used to) talk about his gym going, his distaste for “resolutioners”, etc., but now we all know he’s a fat slob who is active only to the bare minimum. I was out for a workout in the park yesterday and was thinking “it feels good not being a fat fuck right now. January 1 must be tough because it’s like ‘fawk I gotta start from the bottom.’ No wonder so many give up.”

What about Pig?
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I guess he never has to worry about it.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

He somehow looks creepier in the less-fat version.
Some deep uncanny valley shit with this guy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Haven't changed at all, stlaker!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

This Shirt Kills Fascists. And cheesecakes.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Fatso took a picture one year where he was wearing this jersey buttoned up, then in following years he wore it unbuttoned because his expanding gut no longer allowed him to button it. I bet the fucking thing doesn't even fit at all anymore. What I'm getting at is that he continues to get fatter.

Shirts shrink in the wash, stlaker. Just like how you'll shrink in prison, enjoy.

 

[EraGodless]

He somehow looks creepier in the less-fat version.
Some deep uncanny valley shit with this guy.

Looks like a dyke.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The thing is, all he’d have to do is be moderately active and the fat jokes would be pointless. It’s the one way he could prove us wrong and not let us (“idiots” lol) win. Why doesn’t he just do that?