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I can't believe it, he actually walked the walk this time.
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From your lips to God’s ears.
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"Killed by starvation after he realized there were no black children in Ukraine for sustenance"
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The only gout related death in the war.
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these boots hurt my feet, child. Fetch me some epsom salt and a wash basin, IMMEDIATELY CHILD
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Shit. My money was either diabetes or niggers doing him in.
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Our special needs forces are some of our "biggest" weapons.... you see, because he's fat.
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The militias in the Ukraine are literally taking 60 year old women, so Rick is almost as good.
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I’m sure a lot of Ukrainian militias would be grateful for a 6ft 225lb trained fighter & sharpshooter with a keen strategic military mind.
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his age is like 8th in line for reasons he couldn't join anything
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42 and counting, fat boy.
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West Point grads aren't as sharp as ol' Rick."Old Blood
(shits) and (big) gut(s)" Rick Fatton.
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He would be a four-star general by now but you know... No fags in the military.West Point grads aren't as sharp as ol' Rick."Old Blood
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This is gold. I hope this is archived for when he inevitably walks back on his tough talk.
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I hope that he knows that Ukrainians have no concept of American meatloaf.
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He somehow gets more hatable every day
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I can just imagine the fat awkward pig in his Ali Express and Wish fatigues and gear... With his P90 and two glocks, completely over modified, for 'dual wielding' waddling around Kiev and he has ear plugs in, a few takeaway meals From Hooligans 'for the protein' ....but he is unable to stop arguing with his toilet or couch and while he thinks he is John Wick/Jack Reacher is 'behind enemy lines' and about to disable a SAM site...in reality he is just put in there so the real men can do the work.
His Twitter feed won't stop calling him a faggot and pig and he sits down...prepared to do battle with his yellow teeth and some fucking scared conscript Ruskie sees the fat decadent westerner and holds him up... In Fatrick's mind he CQCs him, spins the AK around, knocking the soldier down, locks him tight with his leg and gets control of a radio, essential for winning the conflict...
In reality the faggot waves his fat woman finger and is like 'no no no Trump loving baby child, you are wrong' in that very gay voice John Waters would say is faggy, and gets a 7.62mm right through the throat...
I wonder do PMCs take on people in his age range and I wonder what shit he would say to get him out of that...
His Twitter feed won't stop calling him a faggot and pig and he sits down...prepared to do battle with his yellow teeth and some fucking scared conscript Ruskie sees the fat decadent westerner and holds him up... In Fatrick's mind he CQCs him, spins the AK around, knocking the soldier down, locks him tight with his leg and gets control of a radio, essential for winning the conflict...
In reality the faggot waves his fat woman finger and is like 'no no no Trump loving baby child, you are wrong' in that very gay voice John Waters would say is faggy, and gets a 7.62mm right through the throat...
I wonder do PMCs take on people in his age range and I wonder what shit he would say to get him out of that...