I cannot believe he spent Christmas day at Hooligans.

[HotDogJoe]

How are you a married couple in your 40s and you don't have any fucking family to visit?

I've never heard of adults having the lifestyle that him and Niki do. They're like two overgrown, retarded toddlers.

 

[captainjapan]

Frat Pat's Xmas gift to Big Niki was she could have a train run on her in the woman's room of Hooligans. Cum all ye faithful, joyous and triumphant

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Where've you been my dude? I can't remember a holiday he didn't spend at Hooligans

 

[peckafacce]

I can, they are both toxic pieces of shit, whoes family hate them. 40+ childless losers with out jobs or any marketable skill what so ever.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Why can't you believe that

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I would have been surprised if he didn't spend it at Hooligan's.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pathetic fuck has no family who wants to see him, a fat and ugly wife, toxic and cunty attitude, and about 100lbs of dead weight to carry around. A bar is the perfect spot for him to spend Christmas.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He then went home and watched a children's movie

 

[HotDogJoe]

He then went home and watched a children's movie

^ This tweet is so goddam embarrassing, even by his standards.

 

[guest]

It's been well established that he has been banned from Niki's family gatherings. Because he is embarrassed by this, he had Stinky Niki stop for a photo op before she left to spend the holidays with her family without him.

 

[guest]

You can’t? I’d be more surprised if he was spending it at a loved one’s house. Oh right Pat is a raging scumbag that even his own family can’t stand being around.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

^ This tweet is so goddam embarrassing, even by his standards.

Even for a literal pants-shitting retard this is embarrassing and cringy

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The staff at Hooligans have to dread when he takes out phone for selfies because once he does that the phone starts ringing looking for Tubby

 

[Juschippinyababe]

If a person was happy and content with their family and homelife they wouldn't be at a bar for a meaningless football game standings wise on the one day of the year that you should be snuggled up warm with loved ones. He's fat and everyone looks down on him for it is what I'm trying to say here

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

It's been well established that he has been banned from Niki's family gatherings. Because he is embarrassed by this, he had Stinky Niki stop for a photo op before she left to spend the holidays with her family without him.

But, Nikki, baby, child, my Twitter followers, must see that, we are a happy, couple so that, I may insult my stalkers, as virgins, you stupid, infant, child.

 

[guest]

I just want to know how he affords food and shelter.

 

[guest]

I just want to know how he affords food and shelter.

Government gibs

 

[1073waaf]

Does your face hurt, Rick? Because it’s KILLING us!!!

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I bet at one point he slurred the words “You guys are my REAL family”

 

[guest]

Does your face hurt, Rick? Because it’s KILLING us!!!

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