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I can shake my dick for 2 hours after pissing

Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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I just have to avoid being hasty. After it seems like I'm completely done, I have to wait about another 10 seconds just standing there with my dick in my hand, and then the lazy dribbles finally make their way out like a nigger crossing the street after the crosswalk light turns red.
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
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I practise stopping long pisses by like halting it or whatever, so once I'm done pissing it's an abrupt end.

I like talking about my penis
"practise" how to spell, stupid

I had to change earlier lol, had jeans on but I'm used to joggies (just pull them over dick), I ended up pissing just above the top button, if that makes sense?
 
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