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Yet still am able to dribble more down my leg when I put it away.
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Nice laying face down on the floor, stupid.Sorry about your prostrate, Art.
Nice getting the malapropism, stupid.Nice laying face down on the floor, stupid.
This works. Push up and forward to squeeze that last piss outPush up on the skin behind your balls but in front of your taint, it'll push a bit extra out.
"practise" how to spell, stupidI practise stopping long pisses by like halting it or whatever, so once I'm done pissing it's an abrupt end.
I like talking about my penis
Post cock picI practise stopping long pisses by like halting it or whatever, so once I'm done pissing it's an abrupt end.
I like talking about my penis
A lot of the time, even trying to squeeze out all the piss out my tadpole penis like a tube a toothpaste... I always end up walking around with a giant piss stain that leaks out after a few minutes, brother.I have this problem about twice a month, so it must have something to do with diet or lifestyle.
Nobody likes a soft penis, gay straight or otherwisePost cock pic
Let me see your penis, faggotNobody likes a soft penis, gay straight or otherwise
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