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I can never get over this wall of autism

HotDogJoe

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Taking gym selfies at all is pretty damn gay but I guess if you've put the work in to get in good shape, then a selfie or two to show the results is acceptable. But the fact this fat fuck chose to clog up the Instagram feed of his gym with no less than 6 fucking up close selfies of his fat, sweating, grizzled, ugly fuck face is just unbelievable. That bottom right picture in particular is fucking psychotic. The hell is that expression supposed to be??

Can you imagine what the admin of that page must have thought when they saw this autist keep popping up on the feed one day after the next.

Just an incredibly fat man.
 

NoBacon

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Anybody who’s gone to a gym properly knows it’s impossible for him to still be that fat and gaining weight if he’s doing literally any basic work out routines there. He probably “swims” for 30 mins (relaxes in the pool) has a sauna, does 20 seconds on a treadmill (if he’s feeling really fired up for a work out) - takes a selfie and then goes home smug at his amazing feet of athletics.

You lose weight at that weight just by eating less. Lazy fat cunt
 
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It was one of his rare moments of self awareness where he ended up realizing what an asshole he looked like and deleted the photos. Wonder how he's rationalized his behavior since then. He knows he looked embarrassingly obese here; a brief moment of clarity in that delusional, narcissistic haze that is his mind. And yet he continues to pour garbage down that fat gullet of his and down beer after beer like there's no tomorrow. Learn your lesson, you slob.
 

HotDogJoe

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Patty did his 20 minutes on the treadmill, and though it was good enough to share, next to the dude to doing 50lb+ dumbell presses and the shredded chick with the abs. What a fat austitic fuck.

The fact that he chose to post these on the Instagram of his gym and not his own feed lets you know there's truly something wrong with his brain. The gym's page is supposed to be an advertisement for it, like - Look at all these healthy, in shape people working out here!

But Patrick actually thought that his fat, sweating head glaring into the camera in the most retarded way possible is something everyone would want to see.
 
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Think about everyone else in the non-Patrick pictures. The girls, the guys, that one black dude with the Apple Watch. They uploaded their pictures to the instagram feed as well, probably went to check the feed once in a while. Just kept on seeing him. But they still all attend the same gym, so imagine them seeing Patrick walk in and go holy shit it's the fat sweaty selfie guy!
 

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This will never not be funny, people that know nothing about Pat even laugh at how stupid he looks. Since his life is so empty and uneventful just going to the gym is a big deal and needs to be documented. We all know his “work out” consists of walking a bit on a treadmill, standing at different areas of the gym looking at his phone, then going home to eat fried food and drink. He claimed he did miles on the treadmill yet didn’t take a photo of the treadmill screen. Fat idiot believes he’s in peak physical condition.
 

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Its hilarious. Everyone else is showing their body results and pig just posts his fat head 7 times. Such a narcissist. He doesnt even realize these are the people that laugh at him every new years when the " new years resolution" folks show up. In fact I think he even made a twitter post about that. Not even seeing the irony that he is that person. For someone that claims to have been working out 4 times a week for years he has only gotten fatter. You cant lie about working out. Your body will show if its true or not.
 
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