I can eat 50 eggs

[Mc.Faggot]

 

[guest]

I would be more impressed if you could shove 50 eggs up your ass.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

“Say here, you was makin pepperoni outta nigga babies? Where you think thats gone getchu?”

“That did not occur, child”

“Throw that fat faggot in the box”

 

[guest]

Cool Hand John

 

[quark]

Well I have good news for you, buddy

 

[CuckQueen]

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs each morning to help me get large. Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge,

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

most fat people can

 

[Feltch My Ass]

most fat people can

no man can eat 50 eggs

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Great film

 

[Opesterino]

no man can eat 50 pepperonis

 

[Conehead Nigger]

Eat my Black ass instead. More filling and nutritious.

 

[BUBBLER]

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs each morning to help me get large. Now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge,

Hi Pat

 

[CuckQueen]

Hi Pat

Nooooo one tweets like Fatrick,
No one eats like Fatrick,
In lawsuits no one gets beat like Fatrick,
He's especially good at nothing,
Oh what a gay, that Fatrick!

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

That time of the month?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand

 

[Feltch My Ass]

 

[guest]

Jim Morton can eat 50 egg whites.

 

[Brooke Shields]

That's nothing, you should see what Scott Damerue can do with 142 of em

 

[guest]

That's nothing, you should see what Scott Damerue can do with 142 of em

Hush child my vocabulary is large it's my probable dyslexia that leads to spelling errors on here and fat thumbs on phones. That's semi-serious, honestly I always did well in English even had good SAT scores though higher on math, but I'm a bad speller and worse now that all my writing is just for fucking around. I suspect it could be dyslexia but I wasn't a faggot seeking a crutch, or in the alternative I'm just stupid

 

[guest]

That's nothing, you should see what Scott Damerue can do with 142 of em