I called a cat a “nigger” yesterday

[Nigger John]

For work I had to go on a customers property for like 15 minutes.

This good looking cat comes out of nowhere and I start doing my thing of “ what up little guy”. “Looking good buddy!” “Great day isn’t it!”

So he happily comes up to me and I stick out my fist so he can head butt it and rub it…

He hits it and hissed at me!!!

I legit said “ nigger!”

Good thing no one heard it I guess

 

[Agent Smith]

What color was the cat?

 

[Nigger John]

What color was the cat?

Dark in color

 

[CQ Beans]

For work I had to go on a customers property for like 15 minutes.

This good looking cat comes out of nowhere and I start doing my thing of “ what up little guy”. “Looking good buddy!” “Great day isn’t it!”

So he happily comes up to me and I stick out my fist so he can head butt it and rub it…

He hits it and hissed at me!!!

I legit said “ nigger!”

Good thing no one heard it I guess

Did you apologize afterwards?

 

[Nigger John]

Did you apologize afterwards?

No? Why would I?

 

[Mustard]

This was a boring story @Nigger John

 

[CQ Beans]

No? Why would I?

Right. That four legged asshat had it coming to him.

 

[Mustard]

i hate this thread

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Black cats aren't like black people.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

i hate this thread

You never like anything.

 

[CQ Beans]

This was a boring story @Nigger John

You’re a boring story!

 

[Phish]

I was cutting grass yesterday doing sidework in the neighborhood (so i can get my son a badass birfday gift).The carburetor kept getting stuck and revving real high and i kicked it and said “YOU
PIECE OF SHIT!” and the old lady that lives next door came out and asked if i wanted to pray with her because she heard my “nasty language”. Oopsie doodles.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I was cutting grass yesterday doing sidework in the neighborhood (so i can get my son a badass birfday gift).The carburetor kept getting stuck and revving real high and i kicked it and said “YOU
PIECE OF SHIT!” and the old lady that lives next door came out and asked if i wanted to pray with her because she heard my “nasty language”. Oopsie doodles.

Did you call her cat a nigger?

 

[Момент Силышенко]

I got a screen saying "Are you sure you want to apply this reaction" when ribbing patposts, but the forum software does not doubt that Nigger Jim's stories are ribworthy

 

[johnnynoname]

i don't know why @Nigger John even typed anything in the body of his initial post because just the title of this thread was perhaps the most amazing thing i've ever read

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Good looking cat? What do you want to fuck it?

 

[GialloGlove]

I was driving a flat bed with a co worker and someone didn't let me over. I caught myself before I said it. He probably would of been cool with it though.

 

[Phish]

Did you call her cat a nigger?

No. Thats disgusting. I asked if she wanted to get double teamed with me and a nigger with an 11” hog tho. Little more respectable IMO

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

No. Thats disgusting. I asked if she wanted to get double teamed with me and a nigger with an 11” hog tho. Little more respectable IMO

Your wife is packing more than Flavia? Is this the proverbial six sink life?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT WAS