I broke my hand

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The male triage nurse made fun of me for punching wrong because broke the knuckles on my ring finger and pinky.

Hey, guy, you're a fucking nurse.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

If a faggot male nurse makes fun of you for being a even bigger faggot than him you really should re-evaluate your life, no offence.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If a faggot male nurse makes fun of you for being a even bigger faggot than him you really should re-evaluate your life, no offence.

I was a designated fighter my entire hockey career. I know how to punch. When I'm going to have a hissy fit and punch a wall or an inanimate object I use all of my knuckles because I assume that hitting it flat is less likely to break my hand. Silly me.

 

[captain_kamala]

You need anger management

 

[CuntFucker .]

Didn't you punch the wall screaming when Elijah Wood didn't get a line right on the sef of North (1994)?

Who's the "stupid faggot" now?

 

[guest]

What happened, Abe?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What happened, Abe?

Girlfriend flipped out and pulled a knife on me again. I hit the wall instead of her. One hand is broken. One hand is all cut to shit.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I was a designated fighter my entire hockey career. I know how to punch. When I'm going to have a hissy fit and punch a wall or an inanimate object I use all of my knuckles because I assume that hitting it flat is less likely to break my hand. Silly me.

I broke my hand man! I broke my hand man!

Hold my hand man.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Girlfriend flipped out and pulled a knife on me again. I hit the wall instead of her. One hand is broken. One hand is all cut to shit.

 

[Meownaw]

I'm so sorry, Abe. Guess I'm never getting that signed photo in the mail you promised me ages ago.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm so sorry, Abe. Guess I'm never getting that signed photo in the mail you promised me ages ago.

It's coming, sport. You gotta believe.

 

[guest]

Girlfriend flipped out and pulled a knife on me again. I hit the wall instead of her. One hand is broken. One hand is all cut to shit.

I thought as much, mate. You've got to get rid of that. Hitting the wall instead of her is one thing, but the fact that she pulled a blade on you is past the point of no return. Sever ties, man.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Girlfriend flipped out and pulled a knife on me again. I hit the wall instead of her. One hand is broken. One hand is all cut to shit.

sounds like you both got anger issues... that combo doesn't end well bro

 

[guest]

Maybe if you'd actually hit her she'd respect you enough not to pull a knife.

 

[captain_kamala]

I don't like the sound of this you better end it

 

[1073waaf]

Girlfriend flipped out and pulled a knife on me again. I hit the wall instead of her. One hand is broken. One hand is all cut to shit.

You should have hit her with a frying pan.

 

[Meownaw]

Girlfriend flipped out and pulled a knife on me again. I hit the wall instead of her. One hand is broken. One hand is all cut to shit.

You should have grabbed a knife and just fawwwwwwkin brooded at her and said "I have a problem you need to leave... Now!"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Is your girlfriend trailer trash or Mexican*?
*Includes PR, Squatemalan, Cocaine Mexicans, etc.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I was a designated fighter my entire hockey career. I know how to punch. When I'm going to have a hissy fit and punch a wall or an inanimate object I use all of my knuckles because I assume that hitting it flat is less likely to break my hand. Silly me.

Im 6 foot 225 pounds and a trained fighter.
It would end very quickly and very poorly for all of them and they ALL know it.

(above) Abe Vigoda pictured carrying Niki Robinsons gear after a spirited bout. She’s a tough customer

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is your girlfriend trailer trash or Mexican*?
*Includes PR, Squatemalan, Cocaine Mexicans, etc.

Scottish white trash. They're a super violent people.