I'm not even pregnant. This pillow rules. I'm totally gonna hump this thing in my sleep.
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I bought a pregnancy pillow
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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Are you the little spoon?
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those things look specifically designed to rub your cunt on. no self-respecting man should ever own one, abe
I'm the little spoon AND the big spoon. It's like I'm being double teamed by pillows.
I have sciatica like a faggot and I sleep on my side so I put a pillow between my knees anyways. This thing IS gay and I will hide it when women come over but it makes so much sense. This thing will change my life. Unlike that fucking butter churn.
disgrace
One time my ex took a video of me full-on furiously jacking off in my sleep and I had the most retarded and embarrassing expression on my face. THAT was a disgrace.
bro….that’s legit “8mm” shit right there ngl
Former sciatica faggot here. Chiropractor helped me shake it a few years ago with some twisting and cracking and popping. Haven't even had a tinge of pain since then. I recommend looking into it, Abe.
It's longer than 8mm
Did you draw a face on it yet?
I made some tapes with an ex but made the mistake of leaving my face in frame. I never realized how dumb my fuck-face was until I reviewed the footage.
I just stapled a picture of this girl I went to high school with's face with the eyes scratched out and WHORE written across the mouth. It's a little inside joke.
@Gay Faggot. Enjoy.
Ew. This isn't some creepy agere thing, is it? The internet doesn't need to know every weird purchase you make.
Chiropractic is pseudoscience though, mate.
Chiropractic is pseudoscience though, mate.
I know all the arguments for that, but my guy absolutely fixed my sciatica. I'd swear by him. Anytime I have back pain from the gym or softball, I make an appointment and he's got me feeling right as rain.
Yeah, please tell me how to post here, brand new campy homo who people just sort of tolerate.
Imagine actually going in on Abe like that? What a faggot.
Lmao your profile pic is fucking beautiful
Thanks chico