I bet you losers want to get back into the gym in 2022? Pat's going to be taking notes on your ass.

[guest]

 

[guest]

He’s the fattest asshole who ever lived

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Everyone assumes Rick is a “resolutioner” when he goes to the gym. Then they learn he’s just a cosplaying faggot taking selfies.

 

[NoBacon]

It’s one thing for actual fitness freaks to gatekeep the gym but he’s a fat tub of shit.

i was going to write a metaphor to compare it to but the truth is better, it’s like Patrick gate keeping a gym,

 

[Will Tate]

 

[MonsterSteve]

You don't get to call yourself a regular just because you pay the fee every month. You actually have to show up 3-5x a week, fatass.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

(He's fat)

 

[Easily_Remembered]

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I love how it looks like he's passing judgement on the superior physical specimens surrounding him.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[NoBacon]

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It makes me lol every single time. Every time. It’s so funny, it’s also the fact this was the actual hashtag and he posted them all himself and it wasn’t us

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that we remind him how full of shit he is on a daily basis.

 

[MonsterSteve]

It makes me lol every single time. Every time. It’s so funny, it’s also the fact this was the actual hashtag and he posted them all himself and it wasn’t us

#eatersofinstagram

 

[Snake]

 

[guest]

Everyone assumes Rick is a “resolutioner” when he goes to the gym. Then they learn he’s just a cosplaying faggot taking selfies.

This is not even a joke. They say the best humor uses truth. He would look like some newbie Fat rube who is just going to give up in 2 weeks and would be odd to realize he's been a regular. Odd, that is, until you watch him for 5 minutes and see that all he does is take unironic selfies of his fat mug in front of the mirror.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Anyone have his 100lb dumbell brotosaurus story?

 

[Brooke Shields]

>January 3rd 2018
>Wednesday

 

[guest]

>January 3rd 2018
>Wednesday

He's cripplingly stupid. He made this post thinking he was going to look like gym rat, talking about the resolutioners clogging up his gym. Instead it makes him look like the fat, lazy slob that he is. His first workout is on the third day of the year. What's the matter Rick, couldn't get off the fart couch on the 1st or 2nd? No wonder he's fat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It’s one thing for actual fitness freaks to gatekeep the gym but he’s a fat tub of shit.

Except most of them wouldn't do that because people who take care of themselves and are in good shape, tend to be happy.

This fucking miserable asshole knows he looks like shit deep down because he cannot control his urge to stuff his face with bar food and beer every single day. Fucking fat idiot.