I bet Patrick puts in a concerted effort to NOT fart into his couch

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If we could find the outtakes of his news appearance, I bet he held a cushion to the interviewers face and was like "Does that smell like meatloaf farts to you, child? DOES IT??"

That could just be my delusions and I'm going to prison where I will not thrive though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

PS. I WILL thrive in prison because I'm not afraid to fuck a man in his musky asshole to prove my place. I played hockey my whole life, faggot.

 

[BoringFaggot]

All he had to do was find the humor and let it all go.. That's it, he'd be a complete nobody to us now, just a memory.

Like farting into his couch... How could he not find that funny, who doesn't fart into their own couch? lol

 

[The Greaseman]

"Does her pussy smell like nigger farts to you?"

 

[fusciasomething]

PS. I WILL thrive in prison because I'm not afraid to fuck a man in his musky asshole to prove my place. I played hockey my whole life, faggot.

You have to fuck guys in hockey?

 

[guest]

If we could find the outtakes of his news appearance, I bet he held a cushion to the interviewers face and was like "Does that smell like meatloaf farts to you, child? DOES IT??"

That could just be my delusions and I'm going to prison where I will not thrive though.

An African Americans ribs...lmao.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You have to fuck guys in hockey?

It's literally part of the game.

 

[fusciasomething]

It's literally part of the game.

I’ll buy nhl 23 if they add that

 

[guest]

You have to fuck guys in hockey?

A bussy's a pussy..

Where do you think Gregg got the nickname "the destroyer"?

 

[guest]

"Does her pussy smell like nigger farts to you?"

Chicken n fish fusion

 

[Will Tate]

PS. I WILL thrive in prison because I'm not afraid to fuck a man in his musky asshole to prove my place. I played hockey my whole life, faggot.

I've just discovered Letterkenny and since I know you're a snow-beaner, Abe, that just maked me think of Shoresy.
"Hey, fuck you, yer asshole feels like muddy gravedirt, the fuck ya been eatin, drywall and hotsauce and washin it down with toilet wine and yer cellmate's cum?"

 

[guest]

PS. I WILL thrive in prison because I'm not afraid to fuck a man in his musky asshole to prove my place. I played hockey my whole life, faggot.

I spent 4-5 days in a Canadian jail in Milton, it was not as bad as a county jail in NJ. Not many jigs, comically seeing Hindu thugs was the funniest thing. I also liked the "prisoner box" setup like some sort of Nuremburg thing. The guards were all cool too. If he gets me or you we get a week in a Wisconsin jail and then repatriated to Canada and released lol.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

You have to fuck guys in hockey?

 

[Will Tate]

I spent 4-5 days in a Canadian jail in Milton

Told you you'd see the inside of a jail cell, atalker.

 

[Stent]

Pat would've insisted on showing the reporter the attic gymnasium.

: Ask me how much I bench in your report.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm luckily a Bruins guy because my old man got me with Bobby Orr-subversion techniques when I was just a boy. The first thing I'd see when I woke up every morning was that retard allowing himself to be tripped by a Jay Leno lookalike. I honestly could have played OHL at least and I suck at hockey and have never paid attention to it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I spent 4-5 days in a Canadian jail in Milton, it was not as bad as a county jail in NJ. Not many jigs, comically seeing Hindu thugs was the funniest thing. I also liked the "prisoner box" setup like some sort of Nuremburg thing. The guards were all cool too. If he gets me or you we get a week in a Wisconsin jail and then repatriated to Canada and released lol.

We live closer than you'd think and I'd prefer, sport.

 

[guest]

We live closer than you'd think and I'd prefer, sport

I hope you're the guy from Buck and Jo's in Wingham.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope your the guy from Buck and Jo's in Wingham.

I feel like we'd absolutely know if we met.