I am the #2 Poster (not scat related at all, nothing disgusting)

[chocolatehellhole]

I consult @CuntFucker because he knows the forms best

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Sick fawkin puppies dvvv dvvv

 

[Dog Eater]

Sometimes I wish you would post more #1s than #2s.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Congrats man, I'm really happy for you

 

[DMAN]

I am just glad to see that Minaw is in the top spawt at the leaderboards.

 

[Milk74]

What an embarrassing thread...

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The one where Niko is looking into his own ragged-out asshole should be put in a museum. I can't think of any piece of art that so perfectly captures the zeitgeist as that one does. Does it have a title?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm a fan.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dick and shit posting is an unpleasant job but someone's gotta do it... I guess.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dick and shit posting is an unpleasant job but someone's gotta do it... I guess.

I could post some pictures of my colostomy bag, does that count as shit posting?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I could post some pictures of my colostomy bag, does that count as shit posting?

When I know someone has a colostomy bag and their stomach makes that loud gurgle I like to snap my head in their direction and stare at them until they look ashamed. Like "You just pooped. Right here in front of everyone. I know it, and you know I know it, poopster."

My stepmom has one and I got her a fucking bidet for Christmas one year. That wasn't to be an asshole either, it was just a horribly thoughtless gift. She never said anything about it, but on the drive home it clicked "Oh man, she doesn't even shit."

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

When I know someone has a colostomy bag and their stomach makes that loud gurgle I like to snap my head in their direction and stare at them until they look ashamed. Like "You just pooped. Right here in front of everyone. I know it, and you know I know it, poopster."

Shitting in front of others is one of life's greatest pleasures, what are you gonna do about it faggot?

I will never be ashamed of my poops.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I could post some pictures of my colostomy bag, does that count as shit posting?

You ever empty it on the middle of a table at a restaurant, squeeze it out like tomato puree?

When I know someone has a colostomy bag and their stomach makes that loud gurgle I like to snap my head in their direction and stare at them until they look ashamed. Like "You just pooped. Right here in front of everyone. I know it, and you know I know it, poopster."

My stepmom has one and I got her a fucking bidet for Christmas one year. That wasn't to be an asshole either, it was just a horribly thoughtless gift. She never said anything about it, but on the drive home it clicked "Oh man, she doesn't even shit."

https://pfgforums.com/threads/theory-you-dont-need-tp-if-you-have-a-colostomy-bag.36964/ I was going to link to my post, but that thread is so small you can't miss it.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You ever empty it on the middle of a table at a restaurant, squeeze it out like tomato puree?

I have known some chicks who want to have it emptied on them, they were good girls.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You ever empty it on the middle of a table at a restaurant, squeeze it out like tomato puree?

https://pfgforums.com/threads/theory-you-dont-need-tp-if-you-have-a-colostomy-bag.36964/ I was going to link to my post, but that thread is so small you can't miss it.

That's probably the epitome of uncle pranks. My one uncle did the "Pull my finger" thing once and I did expecting a fart and he punched me in the stomach instead. "Toughen up, kid."

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

anyone who takes pride in Nick Avoacado posting is sincerely retarded... it's the 20th century dammit! that shit is so played-out at this point

 

[chocolatehellhole]

The one where Niko is looking into his own ragged-out asshole should be put in a museum. I can't think of any piece of art that so perfectly captures the zeitgeist as that one does. Does it have a title?