I am starting to think Bob Kelly is never going to get thin again

[Dennyislife]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Who cares, Bob Kelly sucks

 

[Gay Faggot.]

What makes you think that? He’s done so well in the past.

 

[captainjapan]

Bob Kelly buttfucked Daniel Bobo Kurlan

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Any other cutting-edge hypotheses?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Bob Kelly buttfucked Daniel Bobo Kurlan

So did Bobo's brother.

 

[aRTie02150]

Bobby blocked me on Twitter for one fat joke. Not even kidding.

He's a fat pussy.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Ari will drug and rape Bobby before that happens.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

The next time he'll get skinny is when he is buried six feet under.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

My chick put on “Good Luck Chuck” last night and Bob Jelly shows up out of no where looking very ethnic

“Oh I didn’t know Bob Kelly was in this”

She says “Who?”

 

[PatheticIfTrue]

She says “Who?”

How much do you think it pains Blobby to see Burr/CK get famous after O&A and see GAS Digital run rings around RiotCast despite them starting years earlier?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The next time he'll get skinny is when he is buried six feet under.

Whales need more than 6 ft.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I like Blobby, he was always good fun on OnA , however I have never listened to a second of his podcast without it being some clip posted on the old sub
I have zero interest in him as host, like Vos he's only good as guest material

 

[Stent]

I'm constantly amazed at how successful the most mediocre comedians can be. He should be borderline homeless.

 

[WigwardFromSouthHampton]

"Ari's yoga videos suck, and are gay."
~ Shane Gillis

 

[guest]

I'm constantly amazed at how successful the most mediocre comedians can be. He should be borderline homeless.

Blob Kelly never made me laugh once.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I wonder if YKWD still going on. Remember when Sue Lightning was on there pretending to be Russian for whatever reason? Totally not mentally ill behavior, AntH found himself a winner.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

John Goodman lost 100 pounds in his 50s, so...ANYONE CAN DO IT!!

(no offense AIDS patients)

 

[EraGodless]

He won't be skinny until he's been dead for 2-3 years.

 

[LingerLonger]

I'm constantly amazed at how successful the most mediocre comedians can be. He should be borderline homeless.

Almost none of them are successful as standup comedians. They all make money or fame elsewhere and then do standup when they are peaking to rake in as much money as possible. Look at Dane Cook or (((Louis CK))) or even Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy. The second that they became famous they abandon standup unless it can bring them a stadium tour.

Standup is not really a great form of entertainment. The production levels are low value. The jokes are often stale within a year or two because standup comedians rely heavily on topical humor or political humor. And the format does not allow for any deep psychological narrative nor emotional connection like a strong series of books or a television show or whatnot. Standup is basically designed to be 'in the moment' with no cultural influence.

The big culture comedians like Carlin or Hicks are irrelevant hacks right now. Carlin with his faggot atheism preaching about how liberalism will save the world and we need more tolerance for niggers looks pathetic in hindsight. And Hicks was a loudmouthed loser drug addict whose cultural influenced vanished after his death. Or fake death if you believe he is Alex Jones.

The fact is that standup has always been mediocre. Bobby Kelly rode the fame of Dane Cook and O&A and it has been downhill since then. He hit his peak, cashed in with some standup tours, and now is desperately clinging to fame. Even Dane Cook had his career collapse into obscurity.

To summarize. Standup comedians have no talent and are part of the lowest rung of show business. The second they can get other work they try to abandon standup and never look back.