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I am seriously considering buying a donkey
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You plan to breed him? Asking for a friend.
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No. My great aunt has it but it keeps fighting their horses and I have a field with a stables building going spare
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Donkeys rule. I grew up down the road from a big emu/ostrich farm and they had this donkey that loved people. It got ahold of a coyote and killed the fucker one time. It was carrying it around in it's mouth.
One time the donkey got out and was just standing in the middle of the road blocking the school bus and wouldn't move. The girl's dad was trying to pull it off the road but it was planting itself and wouldn't budge so he punched in in the head in front of a bus full of children lol. One kid was like "Some guy just punched _______'s dad in the face!"
In the chaos, the girl's dogs got on the bus and our fag bus driver absolutely lost his fucking mind for some reason. It was a lab and a basset hound and they were friendly as shit, but our homo bus driver who sounded like Napoleon Dynamite's brother was shrieking like they were going to kill us all. Her dad finally got the donkey back in where it belonged and then he had to come get the dogs. The bus driver was still fagging out and the guy was like "shut up, faggot" in front of us all.
Those people ruled. She and I used to chase the birds around with a big shepherd's crook and get in shit. Turns out those fuckers can kill ya.
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a mirror would be cheaper
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I am thinking of making a real life nativity scene. I just need a virgin wife and a new born baby to complete it
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There's a Vice documentary about how it's like an accepted thing in Colombia that dudes fuck donkeys. At the end they film a guy plowing a donkey. It's disturbing. The hipster journalist is just like "lol duuude, he's like, totally fucking a donkey right now. We're like, totally filming bestiality, bro."
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Reminder, this brotherman has admitted to being addicted to bestiality porn...
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A donkey? What are you gunna do? JACK IT OFF!? This guy.
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Why? Tired of looking at the same jackass in the mirror every morning?
Just a little light humor folks.
Just a little light humor folks.
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Africa too . . . in fact any country with dark skinned . . . niggers
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If a donkey likes you, they're like giant dogs.
They defend farm animals from coyotes and even wolves. Even if it's a coyote just sniffing around, they will go after them. Especially if they've seen coyotes attack they'll go after them and can kill them. Very loyal animals.
They defend farm animals from coyotes and even wolves. Even if it's a coyote just sniffing around, they will go after them. Especially if they've seen coyotes attack they'll go after them and can kill them. Very loyal animals.
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Be careful, those donkeys don't play games.
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False! ... but thanks. I long ago jokingly said that I may have rubbed one out to a chick getting fucked by her dog (maybe more than once), as well as almost every other type of porn I found online like 20 years ago when I first got high speed internet. A brief and shameful period. Apparently it was a mistake to share this. That's all!