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I am preparing to try a personal best distance run today

Torque’sHeadBump

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It’s nothing like what @CarolMaxheinie is capable of, but for me it’s a big deal (10k).

Pat, I know you’re reading this.

I will get this run today, and I’ll be thinking about your fat ass on the couch for the whole time. While you’re munching away on ice cream, beer, and corn, one of the “literally worst people on the internet” is exercising and improving themselves.

Enjoy your dust-collecting treadmill and weight machine, you childless nothing.
 

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Now pose topless outside your home for selfies
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